First game of rugby for 4 years...

First game of rugby for 4 years...

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Mikeyplum

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1,646 posts

174 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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Playing in a charity match for work later on this evening and will be my first match since youth level (about 4 years ago, 22 now).

Starting at 9 and really looking forward to it. Although, I will be blowing out of my arse after 15 minutes as my fitness is appauling! Apart from the odd cross country bike ride ever now and then, I have pretty much done fk all exercise, nor have we had any training in prep for the match. We have organised our lineout calls over email hehe

Anyway, should be good - just hoping I've still got "it" (That's if I ever even had "it" hehe).

anonymous-user

59 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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Mikeyplum said:
Starting at 9
Don't forget to be a mouthy little st and pick fights with everybody wink

Mikeyplum

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1,646 posts

174 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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Symbolica said:
Don't forget to be a mouthy little st and pick fights with everybody wink
Well of course...

IIRC, I should be giving the opposing open side flanker's ankles a good raking when defending a scrum, no? hehe

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

157 months

Friday 9th November 2012
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Don't worry, you have 8 ugly buggers to look after you.

Find the biggest forward, tell him his mother is a lazy lover and wait for you back row to save you

ETA: PH profanity hamsters don't mind bugger.

Awesome

XCP

17,113 posts

233 months

Saturday 10th November 2012
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Did he survive?
Is he still at A and E??

Ian Lancs

1,128 posts

171 months

Sunday 11th November 2012
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Vocal Minority said:
Find the biggest forward, tell him his mother is a lazy lover and wait for you back row to save you
As long as your back row actually like you enough to do that (I've witnessed a similar approach - found out in the bar afterwards the mouthy one had been a bit too mouthy and pissed off most of his team, so they let him have a "gentle" lesson (as they put it)

XCP

17,113 posts

233 months

Monday 12th November 2012
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Still no word from the OP....

IroningMan

10,242 posts

251 months

Monday 12th November 2012
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Veterans' Tour weekend over. It was a draw.

By 'Tour' I mean 'away game requiring two overnight stays'.

By 'draw' I mean 'both sides scored, so we're calling it a draw.'

Happily the only injuries we suffered were sustained in the pub.

I am now also the proud holder of the official 'Tour Lightweight' title: that's good, isn't it?

prand

5,999 posts

201 months

Monday 12th November 2012
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Ian Lancs said:
As long as your back row actually like you enough to do that (I've witnessed a similar approach - found out in the bar afterwards the mouthy one had been a bit too mouthy and pissed off most of his team, so they let him have a "gentle" lesson (as they put it)
Yes a very common occurrence in my experience.

Mikeyplum

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1,646 posts

174 months

Monday 12th November 2012
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XCP said:
Still no word from the OP....
I am alive and well biggrin

It was a scrappy, wet, physical, dirty game that I thoroughly enjoyed.

Prior to the game we had about half an hour training to put together some set piece moves and some lineout practice then straight into it. I was already blowing out of my arse at this point - "God help me for the next 80 odd minutes" I thought.

10 minutes in, I take the ball in, set it up lovely for the next phase and some tt decides to stamp on my head - kindly peeling the top of my ear away from my head. That bit didn't bother me so much as the fking mud in my ear! Couldn't hear a thing out of it for a while but a couple of short powerful blasts with the water bottle dislodged what must have been the 25% of the actual pitch from my head!

After 35 minutes I came off with cramp in both my calves (sp) (Laugh all you like, it was brutal!)... back on to start the second half and managed another 25 minutes before the cramp returned with avengeance! Off for 5 minutes to be stretched out by the physio (yes, we had a physio! Who came well equipped with useful items such as somee massage oil and a tub of vas! Not a magic sponge in sight!)then back on for 10 minutes at 9, to finish the game at full back biggrin

We lost 17 - 8 but I think most of it was due to the fact we had a squad of 17 whereas the opposition turned up with 25 players to choose from (most of which were division 1+2 players). With rolling subs, this proved to be their trump card...

Saturday morning came and I felt like I had been in a car crash! My whole body felt like it had been placed in a vice and wound up as tight as it would go. Even when I went for a st it felt I was giving birth to an American teenager - I literally felt like crying. My misses, fair play to her, was there by my side all day long - taking the fking piss and tickling me at every opportunity because she knew it hurt so much! hehe

Anyway, going to try and gety some fitness in ready for the next game. biggrin

LordGrover

33,648 posts

217 months

Monday 12th November 2012
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My kid brother, born 1964, still plays a decent game on the wing. Captain of the seconds.
He's nearly died just the once although he gets a few aches and pains for his trouble these days. Stay fit and you can keep going for a long time (on the wing at least).

IroningMan

10,242 posts

251 months

Monday 12th November 2012
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LordGrover said:
My kid brother, born 1964, still plays a decent game on the wing. Captain of the seconds.
He's nearly died just the once although he gets a few aches and pains for his trouble these days. Stay fit and you can keep going for a long time (on the wing at least).
In my extensive experience - 4 games in 45 years - I have yet to find a reason why anyone would want to play anywhere but on the wing...


XCP

17,113 posts

233 months

Monday 12th November 2012
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IroningMan said:
In my extensive experience - 4 games in 45 years - I have yet to find a reason why anyone would want to play anywhere but on the wing...
I played prop for nearly 40 years. I would take an opposite view smile

LordGrover

33,648 posts

217 months

Monday 12th November 2012
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XCP earlier today.

Los Endos

309 posts

144 months

Monday 12th November 2012
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51 at the start of the season, still playing 2nd row for the 2's and 3's ( not at the same time ! )
Still get around the pitch faster than the rest of the front 5 and not far behind the back rowers.

If you get your butt off the couch and train there is no reason to magically give up at 35, and yes I have 3 kids, so kids
are not an excuse......
Why give up when you enjoy it and make a contribution to the team / club :-)


cirks

2,478 posts

288 months

Wednesday 14th November 2012
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Los Endos said:
Why give up when you enjoy it and make a contribution to the team / club :-)
I find in my mid 40's it's less painful to make a contribution by coaching the kids and then putting money behind the bar and enjoying this positive (for them rather than my liver) aspect of the game smile

XCP

17,113 posts

233 months

Wednesday 14th November 2012
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LordGrover said:

XCP earlier today.
Actually if he was bald....

Fleckers

2,870 posts

206 months

Friday 30th November 2012
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XCP said:
IroningMan said:
In my extensive experience - 4 games in 45 years - I have yet to find a reason why anyone would want to play anywhere but on the wing...
I played prop for nearly 40 years. I would take an opposite view smile
I cant say I played prop for 40 years, but I play #3 for about 10 years then moved #2 for about 15 years and am now a qualified coach for kids from 6 - 18

being a wing or back is boring, standing about waiting for things to happen, at least up front you get to hug your mates and talk to some real nice people wink


Derek Smith

46,311 posts

253 months

Friday 30th November 2012
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Fleckers said:
I cant say I played prop for 40 years, but I play #3 for about 10 years then moved #2 for about 15 years and am now a qualified coach for kids from 6 - 18

being a wing or back is boring, standing about waiting for things to happen, at least up front you get to hug your mates and talk to some real nice people wink
The reason being a back can be so boring is that the pack don't get the ball. They wander around the field, push and then do it all over again. If the ball should, by some fluke, get to the feet of the #8, the front rows stand up in shock and they have to start again.

XCP

17,113 posts

233 months

Friday 30th November 2012
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Derek Smith said:
The reason being a back can be so boring is that the pack don't get the ball. They wander around the field, push and then do it all over again. If the ball should, by some fluke, get to the feet of the #8, the front rows stand up in shock and they have to start again.
Derek
The ball is of secondary importance. It is perfectly possible to spend an enjoyable and productive afternoon and not touch it. In fact, it was normally a sign that something had gone wrong if it found its way into my hands. The exception would be handling in the scrum, but no-one would see, so that doesn't really count.