Discussion
Shamelessly cropped from wiki:
'When Lowe gets back to Clay Cross there'll be a reception like Ayatollah Khomeini had hit town'
'Jocky Wilson, all the psychology of a claymore.
As Freud said to Jung in Vienna, you can psych up too much for a darts match.
'Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is a strong pull on a soda siphon.'
Commentating on Eric Bristow "The congregation is restless and the High Priest is at the oche"
"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer... Bristow's only 27."[8]
"We couldn't have more excitement if Elvis walked in and asked for a chip sandwich."[9][10]
"Bristow reasons . . . Bristow quickens ... Aaah, Bristow."[9]
"Bob came on like the Laughing Cavalier..now he looks like Lee Van Cleef on a bad night"
'Wade is like a man trying to eat candy floss in a Hadron Collider.'
"He's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy." – Assessment of Keith Deller's chances of winning the 1983 Embassy World Darts final against Bristow. Deller won.[11]
"That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble."[8]
"Look at the man go, it’s like trying to stop a water buffalo with a peashooter."[8]
"He's hitting that lipstick like an outsourced Avon lady"
"Taylor's opponents appear to be merely cutting with spoons in his wake."
"As the Liverpool marker said ... You'll never chalk alone" 2012
'Yesterday...all my doubles seemed so far away...2012
'Taylor could land a Boeing 747 on a kayak.'2012
'This Ozzie has more hair than Rapunzel...and is letting it down.'2012
'This is Sargeant Taylor's Only Darts Club Band...2012
'I've just left Bon Jovi's dressing room and I'm living on a tungsten prayer.' 2012
My favourite in bold
'When Lowe gets back to Clay Cross there'll be a reception like Ayatollah Khomeini had hit town'
'Jocky Wilson, all the psychology of a claymore.
As Freud said to Jung in Vienna, you can psych up too much for a darts match.
'Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is a strong pull on a soda siphon.'
Commentating on Eric Bristow "The congregation is restless and the High Priest is at the oche"
"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer... Bristow's only 27."[8]
"We couldn't have more excitement if Elvis walked in and asked for a chip sandwich."[9][10]
"Bristow reasons . . . Bristow quickens ... Aaah, Bristow."[9]
"Bob came on like the Laughing Cavalier..now he looks like Lee Van Cleef on a bad night"
'Wade is like a man trying to eat candy floss in a Hadron Collider.'
"He's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy." – Assessment of Keith Deller's chances of winning the 1983 Embassy World Darts final against Bristow. Deller won.[11]
"That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble."[8]
"Look at the man go, it’s like trying to stop a water buffalo with a peashooter."[8]
"He's hitting that lipstick like an outsourced Avon lady"
"Taylor's opponents appear to be merely cutting with spoons in his wake."
"As the Liverpool marker said ... You'll never chalk alone" 2012
'Yesterday...all my doubles seemed so far away...2012
'Taylor could land a Boeing 747 on a kayak.'2012
'This Ozzie has more hair than Rapunzel...and is letting it down.'2012
'This is Sargeant Taylor's Only Darts Club Band...2012
'I've just left Bon Jovi's dressing room and I'm living on a tungsten prayer.' 2012
My favourite in bold
LaurasOtherHalf said:
Shamelessly cropped from wiki:
'When Lowe gets back to Clay Cross there'll be a reception like Ayatollah Khomeini had hit town'
'Jocky Wilson, all the psychology of a claymore.
As Freud said to Jung in Vienna, you can psych up too much for a darts match.
'Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is a strong pull on a soda siphon.'
Commentating on Eric Bristow "The congregation is restless and the High Priest is at the oche"
"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer... Bristow's only 27."[8]
"We couldn't have more excitement if Elvis walked in and asked for a chip sandwich."[9][10]
"Bristow reasons . . . Bristow quickens ... Aaah, Bristow."[9]
"Bob came on like the Laughing Cavalier..now he looks like Lee Van Cleef on a bad night"
'Wade is like a man trying to eat candy floss in a Hadron Collider.'
"He's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy." – Assessment of Keith Deller's chances of winning the 1983 Embassy World Darts final against Bristow. Deller won.[11]
"That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble."[8]
"Look at the man go, it’s like trying to stop a water buffalo with a peashooter."[8]
"He's hitting that lipstick like an outsourced Avon lady"
"Taylor's opponents appear to be merely cutting with spoons in his wake."
"As the Liverpool marker said ... You'll never chalk alone" 2012
'Yesterday...all my doubles seemed so far away...2012
'Taylor could land a Boeing 747 on a kayak.'2012
'This Ozzie has more hair than Rapunzel...and is letting it down.'2012
'This is Sargeant Taylor's Only Darts Club Band...2012
'I've just left Bon Jovi's dressing room and I'm living on a tungsten prayer.' 2012
My favourite in bold
Unique & there will never be another like him , He will be sadly missed ,'When Lowe gets back to Clay Cross there'll be a reception like Ayatollah Khomeini had hit town'
'Jocky Wilson, all the psychology of a claymore.
As Freud said to Jung in Vienna, you can psych up too much for a darts match.
'Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is a strong pull on a soda siphon.'
Commentating on Eric Bristow "The congregation is restless and the High Priest is at the oche"
"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer... Bristow's only 27."[8]
"We couldn't have more excitement if Elvis walked in and asked for a chip sandwich."[9][10]
"Bristow reasons . . . Bristow quickens ... Aaah, Bristow."[9]
"Bob came on like the Laughing Cavalier..now he looks like Lee Van Cleef on a bad night"
'Wade is like a man trying to eat candy floss in a Hadron Collider.'
"He's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy." – Assessment of Keith Deller's chances of winning the 1983 Embassy World Darts final against Bristow. Deller won.[11]
"That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble."[8]
"Look at the man go, it’s like trying to stop a water buffalo with a peashooter."[8]
"He's hitting that lipstick like an outsourced Avon lady"
"Taylor's opponents appear to be merely cutting with spoons in his wake."
"As the Liverpool marker said ... You'll never chalk alone" 2012
'Yesterday...all my doubles seemed so far away...2012
'Taylor could land a Boeing 747 on a kayak.'2012
'This Ozzie has more hair than Rapunzel...and is letting it down.'2012
'This is Sargeant Taylor's Only Darts Club Band...2012
'I've just left Bon Jovi's dressing room and I'm living on a tungsten prayer.' 2012
My favourite in bold
R I P Sid
1. “He’s as cool as a prized marrow!”
2. “Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.”
3. “Keith Deller is like Long John Silver – he’s badly in need of another leg.”
4. “Cliff Lazarenko’s jumping up and down like a gorilla saying “give me back my banana!”
5. “He may practice 12 hours a day, but he’s not shy of the burger van!”
6. “It’s just like taking a sausage from a boy in a wheelchair.”
7. “The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in ,with a portion of chips……. you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them”
8. “As they say at the DHSS, we’re getting the full benefit here.”
9 “The players are under so much duress, it’s like duressic park out there!”
10. “That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!”
R I P to my most favorite commentator,it wont ever be the same without him..
2. “Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.”
3. “Keith Deller is like Long John Silver – he’s badly in need of another leg.”
4. “Cliff Lazarenko’s jumping up and down like a gorilla saying “give me back my banana!”
5. “He may practice 12 hours a day, but he’s not shy of the burger van!”
6. “It’s just like taking a sausage from a boy in a wheelchair.”
7. “The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in ,with a portion of chips……. you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them”
8. “As they say at the DHSS, we’re getting the full benefit here.”
9 “The players are under so much duress, it’s like duressic park out there!”
10. “That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!”
R I P to my most favorite commentator,it wont ever be the same without him..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aKiDZRGRGo
LOL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/sport-o...
What a man.
LOL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/sport-o...
What a man.
Edited by ferrisbueller on Tuesday 14th August 21:01
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