BBC: bunch of Idiots
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You know what? f
k you BBC. You're a whole bunch of arsing tossers. It was bad enough all fking F1 season trhat you continually announce the ing winner right at the end of the 6 o clock news, gauaranteeing wkers like me see the fking result at the start of the highlights. I can almost understand the logic of whichever wker writes the news, he'll probably reckon that it's his job to do the news, my job to watch at exactly 45 secondss after the arsing schedule - because after all, I should use mental fking telepathy to predict just how much the BBC overruns on each time change.
But no. The wkers in the fking iplayer department have really taken the fking buiscit. So, like countless other non-s that have actually been to sodding work today, I fancied seeing Team GB in the velodrome. It's like a little reward for doing 60 sodding hours this week. The s in the BBC have been very generous, and let me "catch up" with the events. Mens persuit - the bloody catch up starts with 2 laps to go. What the fk? I grin and bear it, after all, we won. Nice one GB.
On a high, I eagerly look for the next event - womans keirin. iPlayer kindly showed me the first lap, then fell silent. So, I click the link. Title of the iplayer section? "Pendleton storms to victory in womans kierin". Just fk YOU whichever fking shortsighted full on cocksocket decided that was the best title. Think about it for 5 fking seconds, you absoloute cumm sniffing mong. Who watches the catch up? People who watched it? No, probably people who wanted the drama and suspence of watching team bloody GB race to the flag. What's next? some arsing link - monkey giving it "And now, Kevin fking Spacey as the bad man Keiser Sose - in our feature film, The Usual Suspects?" How about you just top it fking all by giving it "And bruce willis is dead, at the end of 6th sense?".
It's cretins like this at the BBC that make me have no time what so fking ever with publicly funded bodies. Seriously, you;d have to be thick as pigs st to not see just how daft you;re being.
TL;DR:s.
k you BBC. You're a whole bunch of arsing tossers. It was bad enough all fking F1 season trhat you continually announce the ing winner right at the end of the 6 o clock news, gauaranteeing wkers like me see the fking result at the start of the highlights. I can almost understand the logic of whichever wker writes the news, he'll probably reckon that it's his job to do the news, my job to watch at exactly 45 secondss after the arsing schedule - because after all, I should use mental fking telepathy to predict just how much the BBC overruns on each time change.But no. The w
kers in the fking iplayer department have really taken the fking buiscit. So, like countless other non-s that have actually been to sodding work today, I fancied seeing Team GB in the velodrome. It's like a little reward for doing 60 sodding hours this week. The s in the BBC have been very generous, and let me "catch up" with the events. Mens persuit - the bloody catch up starts with 2 laps to go. What the fk? I grin and bear it, after all, we won. Nice one GB.On a high, I eagerly look for the next event - womans keirin. iPlayer kindly showed me the first lap, then fell silent. So, I click the link. Title of the iplayer section? "Pendleton storms to victory in womans kierin". Just f
k YOU whichever fking shortsighted full on cocksocket decided that was the best title. Think about it for 5 fking seconds, you absoloute cumm sniffing mong. Who watches the catch up? People who watched it? No, probably people who wanted the drama and suspence of watching team bloody GB race to the flag. What's next? some arsing link - monkey giving it "And now, Kevin fking Spacey as the bad man Keiser Sose - in our feature film, The Usual Suspects?" How about you just top it fking all by giving it "And bruce willis is dead, at the end of 6th sense?".It's cretins like this at the BBC that make me have no time what so f
king ever with publicly funded bodies. Seriously, you;d have to be thick as pigs st to not see just how daft you;re being.TL;DR:
s.The whole session in the velodrome from tonight is on the BBC Sport website here http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/live-vide...
Use the Sport website rather than iPlayer, it's been excellent.
Edit: Copy/Paste the link, not working for some reason.
Use the Sport website rather than iPlayer, it's been excellent.
Edit: Copy/Paste the link, not working for some reason.
Gun said:
Don't know why the link isn't working but if you quote my other reply and copy the link that should work, over three hours of cycling for you!
It's not working because you put a full stop at the end of the link.This should work: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/live-vide...
Top rant, fella.
A clear 10 on technical difficulty, but only a 9.9 on execution due on the mis-spelling of Biscuit. Other than that, a gold medal performance
They are a bit rubbish, though. The sailing events are all tucked away in a dusty corner of their website, making it very difficult to find them.
A clear 10 on technical difficulty, but only a 9.9 on execution due on the mis-spelling of Biscuit. Other than that, a gold medal performance
They are a bit rubbish, though. The sailing events are all tucked away in a dusty corner of their website, making it very difficult to find them.
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