An incentive to clean your car.....

An incentive to clean your car.....

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longers

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4,496 posts

234 months

Tuesday 2nd January 2007
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Evening all,

Driving home from work earlier in the Golf and got pulled over by cop because the back of the car was so dirty they couldn't read the rear number plate = £30 fine weeping

Bewarned....

Longers

Blipi

2,355 posts

243 months

Tuesday 2nd January 2007
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Miserable fekkers! furious

I have noticed quite a few cars with obviously wiped back plates. Wondered why, maybe our incredibly useful crimefighters are focusing all their energies on trying to persicute the good driver even more this year.

Don't worry, pikeys throwing stuff at passing cars and generally causing the good citizen unnecessary stress in the local area is all ok. We know it's them, we know where they are we know our BIB will do bollox all about it... :soap:

mark r skinner

16,744 posts

223 months

Tuesday 2nd January 2007
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Blipi said:
Miserable fekkers! furious

I have noticed quite a few cars with obviously wiped back plates. Wondered why, maybe our incredibly useful crimefighters are focusing all their energies on trying to persicute the good driver even more this year.

Don't worry, pikeys throwing stuff at passing cars and generally causing the good citizen unnecessary stress in the local area is all ok. We know it's them, we know where they are we know our BIB will do bollox all about it... :soap:

100% right.

File it under "Easy Target" banghead

matt172

12,415 posts

250 months

Tuesday 2nd January 2007
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mark r skinner said:
Blipi said:
Miserable fekkers! furious

I have noticed quite a few cars with obviously wiped back plates. Wondered why, maybe our incredibly useful crimefighters are focusing all their energies on trying to persicute the good driver even more this year.

Don't worry, pikeys throwing stuff at passing cars and generally causing the good citizen unnecessary stress in the local area is all ok. We know it's them, we know where they are we know our BIB will do bollox all about it... :soap:

100% right.

File it under "Easy Target" banghead
Ah yeah but would you say that if you were involved in an accident and the car that hit you drove off, but you couldn't tell what the reg number was because it was so dirty? I know I'd be pretty pi$$ed off if that happened
While we're on the subject of reg plates, its about time they clamped down on people adjusting their plates so they say something different, there was one posted on the good reg plates thread where the reg was altered so much you couldn't tell what the real plate was.

mark r skinner

16,744 posts

223 months

Tuesday 2nd January 2007
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Fair point Matt, but......
Number of times I`ve been pranged and not got the number - 0
Number of times I`ve had grief from gyppos and plod`s done nothing - at least 10. To the cost of £2000. furious

pupp

12,349 posts

278 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2007
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mark r skinner said:
Fair point Matt, but......
Number of times I`ve been pranged and not got the number - 0
Number of times I`ve had grief from gyppos and plod`s done nothing - at least 10. To the cost of £2000. furious


The number plate campaign is about one thing and one thing only... ANPR hits. The BIB just lurve their new automatic plate readers as they hugely increase clear-ups and intelligence for things like where known felons are travelling and when. The name of the game is Key Performance Indicators inposed by central govt and, guess what, rural low level ASB associated with travellers (or whoever... are you sure it was pikeys? Evidence?) is not a priority. Urban robberies, house breaks, violent crime, and drugs is. 'Cos that's where the votes are.

To be fair to the BIB, they have bugger all discretion on this and if you knew how few plod had to cover pretty vast acreages of rural Northants (and the unrealistsic response times they are supposed to achieve), your hair would curl. Stir in a comms system that doesn't and civvie grading/allocation operatives who are frankly clueless about anything off their immediate patch (ie Northampton, where the call centre is) and it's looking like you're lucky to get any response at all to anything less than a full-on riot or murder in progress. TBH, the average PC is as frustrated as anyone about this but powerless to do anything except what the system dictates. No wonder they're leaving in droves, when less trained PCSOs attract higher salaries and are spared the late nights and paperwork.

And while I'm on me soap-box, why is it down to the police to 'do something'? What assistance have you given... have you identified the perp? Made a statement? Will you attend court if needed? You'd be surprised how few do...

mark r skinner

16,744 posts

223 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2007
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pupp said:
What assistance have you given... have you identified the perp? Made a statement? yes Several times.


Will you attend court if needed? You'd be surprised how few do...

My old man turned up to a hearing a couple of years back. The "perp" didn`t.

mark r skinner

16,744 posts

223 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2007
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pupp said:
are you sure it was pikeys?

yes Even to the point where the scum was named by two different people!

slinky

15,704 posts

255 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2007
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longers said:
Evening all,

Driving home from work earlier in the Golf and got pulled over by cop because the back of the car was so dirty they couldn't read the rear number plate = £30 fine weeping

Bewarned....

Longers


Especially Golf's.. Seemingly the shape of the car ensures that all of the crap off the road is deposited on the boot lid....

pupp

12,349 posts

278 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2007
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Then fair enough, you've grounds to be disappointed... but evidence is the key and nowt can happen without it spin

mark r skinner

16,744 posts

223 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2007
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Tony Martin. A God amongst men.

pupp

12,349 posts

278 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2007
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mark r skinner said:
Tony Martin. A God amongst men.

A man who lies in wait with an unlawfully held shotgun, who then shoots a retreating intruder who poses no threat in the back? I think the correct phrase is murderer

mark r skinner

16,744 posts

223 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2007
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It`s called vermin control where I`m from.

spokey

2,246 posts

215 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2007
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pupp said:
why is it down to the police to 'do something'? What assistance have you given... have you identified the perp?


WTF? It's down to the police to do something because that's what we pay for, isn't it? It's not my job to identify "perps". Would you like me to arrest him for them and and do the prosecution case, too? scratchchin

tonyvid

9,875 posts

249 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2007
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slinky said:
longers said:
Evening all,

Driving home from work earlier in the Golf and got pulled over by cop because the back of the car was so dirty they couldn't read the rear number plate = £30 fine weeping

Bewarned....

Longers


Especially Golf's.. Seemingly the shape of the car ensures that all of the crap off the road is deposited on the boot lid....


I have noticed that too, Golfs of all ages seem to have much dirtier bums than other cars for some reason. I got followed by Plod over Christmas and thought I was going to get pulled as the back of the 9-5 looked like a slag heap. 4 new 225's and salty roads make for some serious muck - note to self, clean the plate as well as lights!

sparky74

160 posts

237 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2007
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longers said:
Evening all,

Driving home from work earlier in the Golf and got pulled over by cop because the back of the car was so dirty they couldn't read the rear number plate = £30 fine weeping

Bewarned....

Longers


Don't you just love them.......Happy New Year!

nicol@

3,850 posts

242 months

Thursday 4th January 2007
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I know of a 'brown' lotus (so much dirt on it) right now that has an obscured plate.

All I managed to get the owner to do was clear the lights so people could see he was braking etc.

Some people are naughty.

matt172

12,415 posts

250 months

Thursday 4th January 2007
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nicol@ said:
I know of a 'brown' lotus (so much dirt on it) right now that has an obscured plate.

All I managed to get the owner to do was clear the lights so people could see he was braking etc.

Some people are naughty.
scratchchin wonder who that could be

The_Burg

4,848 posts

220 months

Thursday 4th January 2007
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pupp said:
mark r skinner said:
Tony Martin. A God amongst men.

A man who lies in wait with an unlawfully held shotgun, who then shoots a retreating intruder who poses no threat in the back? I think the correct phrase is murderer



Pup you are of course joking?

A man who has been robbed several times shoot thieving scum on his own property.
Such a shame he didn't get the other shit.
This was the greatest farce i have ever seen.

nicol@

3,850 posts

242 months

Thursday 4th January 2007
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matt172 said:
nicol@ said:
I know of a 'brown' lotus (so much dirt on it) right now that has an obscured plate.

All I managed to get the owner to do was clear the lights so people could see he was braking etc.

Some people are naughty.
scratchchin wonder who that could be


He thought about writing my car reg over his plate eek