Women.....

[mxdi]

Mrs Trackside said:

call_me_fluffy said:

Mrs Trackside said:

call_me_fluffy said:

It was ok Blip, decided to head back half way through and dump the girl friend. Some times a guy needs more that 32D's with tiny nipples.

Sounds like your head wasn't in the right place for the run, Fluffy. Get a girlfriend with bigger nipples and come on the next run. We need more Exiges, the Nobles are becoming a bit common

No the tits were amazing so was the rest of her body, it was just she was tapped in the head. Just got bored on the run and blasted home, did anyone hit the jump on the Aylesbury to Buckingham road? Unreal, all 4 wheels off the ground and hit the deck with one hell of a bang. Lets just say I was half way through 4th. (3rd at 8000rpm is 101mph). ITS NO BIG AND ITS NOT CLEVER

this quote on the spotted thread got me thinking...

I hear of soo many women- or gripes from men- complaining about the missus, what is it with women?
why are they so awkward?

why do women feel the need to get grumpy when their other half goes out with the lads

why do they say the opposite of what they mean, i.e. no means yes, yes means no

not sure I could be a man, having to cope with the feelings of women
beats me what they are thinking, hope I am not like that!

[H8 HSV]

well MXDI i nearly sprayed my drink everywhere reading that You mean your not all the same(not bitter n twisted honest).Well thats reasuring to know, thought i was gonna spend the rest of my life alone!!! If theres any single ladies out there that share MXDI's outlook on life, please get in touch

[mark r skinner]

Same here. I`ve been looking for 25 years, with no luck whatsoever. Just when you think you`ve found one, she turns out to be a bunny-boiler.

[pupp]

Wimmin are fine as long as you keep them entertained... secret is loads of the latest toys to keep 'em occupied while you go out with the guys. You know, shiny iron, hoover, washing machine etc... oh, and get one with small feet so she can get right up close to the sink. Makes her life easier and she'll love you for it

[tyre_tread]

I always buy my other half lots of white clothing so that she can accesorize with the kitchen appliances.

At Christmas I lengthen her chain to the sink to allow her a brief relax in front of the telly. I may not do so this year as she may think I'm going soft.

[Mrs Trackside]

mxdi said:

this quote on the spotted thread got me thinking...

I hear of soo many women- or gripes from men- complaining about the missus, what is it with women?
why are they so awkward?

why do women feel the need to get grumpy when their other half goes out with the lads

why do they say the opposite of what they mean, i.e. no means yes, yes means no

not sure I could be a man, having to cope with the feelings of women
beats me what they are thinking, hope I am not like that!

if you ever get the answers to these and many more questions about women, let me know. I don't understand them and most of them drive me nuts.

I'm sure I'm a gay man in a woman's body.

[mark r skinner]

Mrs Trackside said:

mxdi said:

this quote on the spotted thread got me thinking...

I hear of soo many women- or gripes from men- complaining about the missus, what is it with women?
why are they so awkward?

why do women feel the need to get grumpy when their other half goes out with the lads

why do they say the opposite of what they mean, i.e. no means yes, yes means no

not sure I could be a man, having to cope with the feelings of women
beats me what they are thinking, hope I am not like that!

if you ever get the answers to these and many more questions about women, let me know. I don't understand them and most of them drive me nuts.

I'm sure I'm a gay man in a woman's body.

[Trackside]

mxdi said:

I hear of soo many women- or gripes from men- complaining about the missus, what is it with women?
why are they so awkward?

why do women feel the need to get grumpy when their other half goes out with the lads

why do they say the opposite of what they mean, i.e. no means yes, yes means no

not sure I could be a man, having to cope with the feelings of women
beats me what they are thinking, hope I am not like that!

Well I must be one of the lucky blokes then. Mrs T is definitely not your stereotypical woman. Doesn't complain when I want to go to a racetrack again, says what she means without beating about the bush, leaves the bog seat up, doesn't do housework etc etc. And she's a damn good laugh too!

So fellas, they're not all deranged!

[Mrs Trackside]

Trackside said:

mxdi said:

I hear of soo many women- or gripes from men- complaining about the missus, what is it with women?
why are they so awkward?

why do women feel the need to get grumpy when their other half goes out with the lads

why do they say the opposite of what they mean, i.e. no means yes, yes means no

not sure I could be a man, having to cope with the feelings of women
beats me what they are thinking, hope I am not like that!

Well I must be one of the lucky blokes then. Mrs T is definitely not your stereotypical woman. Doesn't complain when I want to go to a racetrack again, says what she means without beating about the bush, leaves the bog seat up, doesn't do housework etc etc. And she's a damn good laugh too!

So fellas, they're not all deranged!

Ah sweetheart. That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.

Now get upstairs and get naked!!

[mark r skinner]

Trackside said:

mxdi said:

I hear of soo many women- or gripes from men- complaining about the missus, what is it with women?
why are they so awkward?

why do women feel the need to get grumpy when their other half goes out with the lads

why do they say the opposite of what they mean, i.e. no means yes, yes means no

not sure I could be a man, having to cope with the feelings of women
beats me what they are thinking, hope I am not like that!

Well I must be one of the lucky blokes then. Mrs T is definitely not your stereotypical woman. Doesn't complain when I want to go to a racetrack again, says what she means without beating about the bush, leaves the bog seat up, doesn't do housework etc etc. And she's a damn good laugh too!

So fellas, they're not all deranged!

Is there some sort of detector I can use to find such a woman ?

[mxdi]

Trackside said:

mxdi said:

I hear of soo many women- or gripes from men- complaining about the missus, what is it with women?
why are they so awkward?

why do women feel the need to get grumpy when their other half goes out with the lads

why do they say the opposite of what they mean, i.e. no means yes, yes means no

not sure I could be a man, having to cope with the feelings of women
beats me what they are thinking, hope I am not like that!

Well I must be one of the lucky blokes then. Mrs T is definitely not your stereotypical woman. Doesn't complain when I want to go to a racetrack again, says what she means without beating about the bush, leaves the bog seat up, doesn't do housework etc etc. And she's a damn good laugh too!

So fellas, they're not all deranged!

does she stand up to have a wee too ??

[Mrs Trackside]

mxdi said:

Trackside said:

mxdi said:

I hear of soo many women- or gripes from men- complaining about the missus, what is it with women?
why are they so awkward?

why do women feel the need to get grumpy when their other half goes out with the lads

why do they say the opposite of what they mean, i.e. no means yes, yes means no

not sure I could be a man, having to cope with the feelings of women
beats me what they are thinking, hope I am not like that!

Well I must be one of the lucky blokes then. Mrs T is definitely not your stereotypical woman. Doesn't complain when I want to go to a racetrack again, says what she means without beating about the bush, leaves the bog seat up, doesn't do housework etc etc. And she's a damn good laugh too!

So fellas, they're not all deranged!

does she stand up to have a wee too ??

No, I haven't quite mastered that one yet.

[Blipi]

The other type of woman is your eye candy.

Silly shoes, far too much make up and will only eat salad when you go out for a meal.

Don't these females understand that 'looking good' is not everything and sometimes efforts to fit the stereotypical good looking woman (probably made up by womesn, not men) go too far?

Yeah I know we (us ladies) have all done it at some point where we have stipidly worn the wrong shoes or clothes for the sake of image but to be that over the top every day?

One last gripe I have... Diets. I work with 4 women. All slim and pretty yet they seem to always be on a frikkin diet and daily talk about food and resisting 'naughty stuff'. The obsession with being thin and in competition with other women drives me nuts at times.

I like to think I am human. Often get called a bloke burd or ladette. I like to do what I like to do and respect others for doing what they like. It's all about give and take and respect for eachother. Take the pee... then you have a right to moan!

: stepsoffsoapbox :

[stew-typeR]

we can put a man in space, cure all kinds of ailments, make stupendous monuments and other giant structures...but figure out women and the way their brain works? NOT A HOPE EVER

i think man will have travelled beyond our own galaxy before we really get close to figuring out what makes a woman really 'tick'.

[Blipi]

stew-typeR said:

we can put a man in space, cure all kinds of ailments, make stupendous monuments and other giant structures...but figure out women and the way their brain works? NOT A HOPE EVER

i think man will have travelled beyond our own galaxy before we really get close to figuring out what makes a woman really 'tick'.

Probably women who put the man in space, found the cures and put the men to work building stuff

[Mrs BlueCerbera]

Just accept it ladies. We're all mad, to varying degrees.

apparently

[stew-typeR]

Blipi said:

stew-typeR said:

we can put a man in space, cure all kinds of ailments, make stupendous monuments and other giant structures...but figure out women and the way their brain works? NOT A HOPE EVER

i think man will have travelled beyond our own galaxy before we really get close to figuring out what makes a woman really 'tick'.

Probably women who put the man in space, found the cures and put the men to work building stuff

then the woman woke up and went back to the kitchen...


lol

[mark r skinner]

stew-typeR said:

we can put a man in space, cure all kinds of ailments, make stupendous monuments and other giant structures...but figure out women and the way their brain works? NOT A HOPE EVER

i think man will have travelled beyond our own galaxy before we really get close to figuring out what makes a woman really 'tick'.

[LovelyLara]

I think the trouble with these dippy women we're talking about is that they don't have proper hobbies. If they could find something to do in their spare time that gave them a real buzz, that took some time and effort to be involved in, they'd soon forget about make-up, shopping, dieting and needing attention....

[mark r skinner]

LovelyLara said:

I think the trouble with these dippy women we're talking about is that they don't have proper hobbies. If they could find something to do in their spare time that gave them a real buzz, that took some time and effort to be involved in, they'd soon forget about make-up, shopping, dieting and needing attention....

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