Missing father Where are you now?

[expanding family]

Spent many years grovelling to this little loved beast. Shabby bodywork, untouched exterior, until expanding family forced the beast to disappear. It was, until recently a fat, ageing pisshead but now seems to have disappeared.

Actually, on second thoughts I wouldn't welcome news of this beast, let it rust. It needs some anti ageing cream!

[Funk]

Are you one of those 'crazy' people?

[Ordinary Bloke]

Possibly: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Funk]

Ah, I think I've sussed it.

'Expanding Family' is the son/daughter/wife who never got any attention from Mr Morgans (or he split with wife/spent hours working on the car in question to detriment of family life etc etc)? Sounds like 'Expanding Family' has done a Google on dad's name and found him on Pistonheads and is now taking the piss or fawning for attention.

How bizarre.

[Ordinary Bloke]

Sounds like a script for the 70's (80's?) American Sitcom 'Soap'...

[Skyedriver]

Ordinary Bloke said:

Sounds like a script for the 70's (80's?) American Sitcom 'Soap'...

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