SAXO ALARM PROBLEM ?

[wayne354]

HELLO EVERYONE, CAN YOU HELP WITH ALARM PROBLEM I'V HAD MY CAR LOCKED AWAY FOR SOMETIME NOW AND I HAVE JUST GOT IT BACK ON THE ROAD ITS FITTED WITH A TOAD AND WHEN YOU OPEN IT , IT LOCKS AND OPENS AGIAN? THEN THE ALARM SOUNDS FOR AROUND THIRTY SECONDS THEN GOES OFF BUT THE INDICATORS FLASH CONSTANTLY? I HAVE PUT NEW BATTERY'S IN THE FOBS MAKES NO DIFFERENCE, COULD THIS BE LOCKED IN THE CARS ECU? BUT I'V HAD THE BATTERY OFF FOR AROUND THREE MONTHS SO IT SHOULD BE CLEAR? ANY SUGGESTIONS WOULD BE GREAT. THANKS

[Conian]

your alarm is fked, your caps lock is stuck on and you drive a french car

thats 3 problems i've helped you with

[wayne354]

I DONT I DRIVE AN ITALIAN CAR MY SON DRIVES THE FRENCH ONE

[Conian]

you used the word 'my' so forgive my error

but it's still a fked alarm
caps lock is still on
and its still a french car

so on the whole, i'm doing well

[wayne354]

DOES TYPING WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON BOTHER YOU BECAUSE THATS TWICE YOU'VE NOTICED LOL?

[Conian]

no i like people who type in caps lock
jeremy kyle would have a boring show otherwise hehehehe

[wayne354]

I'V decided TO mix N MATch with TYPING helps Me THinK HoW TO fiX tHe pOXy alarm, sO OTHer THan it BEEn fked dO you HAve ANy suGgestIOns On hOw To fIx IT?

[Conian]

there is a lot going on with that alarm, so i can upgrade my diagnosis from fked, to proper fked.

have it removed, simple as.

Edited cos i canna type

Edited by Conian on Monday 15th February 21:14

[anonymous-user]