the flying scotsman....

the flying scotsman....

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Tim-D

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536 posts

229 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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just been watching TG repeat on Dave when what should come on - an ad for that collectible of the future the self assembly version of the flying scotsman - well I mean FFS what a bargain! Issue & presumably piece 1 an absolute bargain at...er 99p to be followed by another 124 mags / parts equally reasonably priced at £4.99 - so, for a whisker under £620 you'll have yourself - er a piece of crap.... oh joy!
My question to the great PH mass is has anyone ever completed one of these er....heirlooms & who will confess to it???

Mk3Escy

1,401 posts

225 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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Read the small print, it doesnt include a motor either at that pricehehe

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

218 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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Considering for a grand or so you can get a pretty decent spirit burnng locomotive that you can run in your garden etc then this is utter crap.

Kinky

39,803 posts

276 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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Of save your money and get one of those Hornby quality working models for circa £250.

K

sa_20v

4,108 posts

238 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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Surely this is the way to go:

http://www.hornby.com/live-steam-157/r2485/

Zad

12,762 posts

243 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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I think all these stupid partworks should be compelled to print the total price on the front cover. It was bad enough when you had to pay £1:99 for 50 volumes of "how to knit your pubes" but the model ones are just ridiculous. For £670 you could buy a half decent lathe and a good amount of steel!

Kinky

39,803 posts

276 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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sa_20v said:
Surely this is the way to go:

http://www.hornby.com/live-steam-157/r2485/
That's the baby. Add in some track as well (also not included on the DIY kit), and Bobs your mums brother yes

K

Ali_D

1,115 posts

291 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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All utter bollox these magazines build your own 'fab thing'.

Interesting 'me' based fact - my great grandfather used to be a driver on the flying scotsman(before anyone asks I have absolutely no proof of this but it came from my grandfather who ought to know a little about his father or was it father in law? Anyways up I have his pocket watch that they used to issue to the railway staff).

lunchbox

623 posts

204 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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Tim-D said:
124 mags
Thats almost 2 and a half years if they are weekly. Madness.

I remember I did sign up for a robot one, "Real Robots" I think it was called. I managed to build it to about 70% and by then had spent about £40 and it still didn't do jack shit. Eventually I stopped building it and the magazines kept flooding in despite me trying to ring them up to cancel. I think I still have some issues in their shrinkwrapping in some dusty corner.

tribbles

4,022 posts

229 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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sa_20v said:
Surely this is the way to go:

http://www.hornby.com/live-steam-157/r2485/
That took me back to when I was a kid and wanting a really big train set! Don't have the space for it now (and cars are more fun smile ).

Spark 36

13,739 posts

273 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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And you know del-prado will just do a haymarket halfway through,
all the wheels will fall off and it just ends up jacked up on lego bricks in the corner like a 1;1 scale chav-project

moleamol

15,887 posts

270 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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My sisters moronic ex bought a series of these to build their son a remote controlled car (which was shit). Even when I pointed out it had cost over £600, he still didn't seem to see why it was a stupid idea.

Spark 36

13,739 posts

273 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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its a scaled down version of the real life HP agreements for youngstah's

rpguk

4,484 posts

291 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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It's the magazine bit which interests me, I mean do they just chop up a book on the subject into bitesized pieces or what?

I suppose a lot of people get them from grandparents or something?

From what I remember, these are usually fortnightly which would see this take 5 years to make! Surely even the most enthusiastic kid will give up after a year and a 20% complete train. Do they actually have the whole thing written or what?

Has anyone ever gone through with one of these things? And the things which started a few years ago, the RC car for example from a year or two ago. Is it still available?

I think I made the spine of a glow in the dark dinosaur (before I gave up and stuck the 'bones' to my door). I have vague recollection of a cardboard Mary Rose or some such ship being made in my house too. Never got beyond a couple of weeks with them though. I remember avoiding the newsagent who was ordering them in when I decided I didn't want them anymore paperbag

chris_tivver

583 posts

213 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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Spark 36 said:
And you know del-prado will just do a haymarket halfway through,
all the wheels will fall off and it just ends up jacked up on lego bricks in the corner like a 1;1 scale chav-project
Not so sure, their business model would apparently (on the basis of quotes above but not an assertion I am making) based on fleecing gullible tts.

If so I'd say they had a very sound basis, certainly better than the banks that lent money to the same gullible tts. Especially since del-prado's mark-up on this stuff would be huge (apparently)

Spark 36

13,739 posts

273 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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Speculation time then,
given the previous protracted builds involved, what might be their next offering,

Suggestions involve (boringly) Plane for Eric perhaps,
personally I think the logistics of getting those wings into Patels shops nationwide rule that One out

full size gangsta 'piece' in Two hundred parts

Hollow points extra

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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Q...What do you call Gordon Brown, in a plane, with a cold?

A....The Flying Snotsman


Ta Daaaaa...

Edited by mybrainhurts on Friday 28th December 22:24

75_Steve

7,489 posts

207 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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Having been a WH Smith store manager in the past.....

You wouldn't believe the number of gullible, dole-scrounging, overweight, chav idiots that buy these things.

January is the peak selling time for them - all the new ones are launched and there are all the re-releases of the old ones which are a massive money-spinner for the 'part work' companies.

I wasn't around long enough to see anyone actually make it to the end, which suggests that most people don't.

They get people hooked by allowing the news-sellers sale or return on the first 6 in the series - so people get used to coming in and picking it up - then they hook people into subscriptions, either direct with the publisher or via their news agent.

We had file upon file full of them.

Simpo Two

87,119 posts

272 months

Friday 28th December 2007
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sa_20v said:
Surely this is the way to go:

http://www.hornby.com/live-steam-157/r2485/
Is that not what they used to call 'syncrosmoke'? If so it's not real steam, it's damn expensive.

Red Firecracker

5,299 posts

234 months

Saturday 29th December 2007
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£620?

Currently, DJH are offering the A3 for £462 but that is minus wheels (£128.50) and motor (£100.00), so the chav HP method is actually pretty nearly on the money, IF and it's a big star spangled IF with dancing girls and fireworks, the magazine model is up to the quality of the DJH kit.

I would hazard a guess that it might not be.

I suspect there may be a lot of scrap brass etch around soon and a lot of part finished kits on eBay!