My car has swallowed my £170!!

My car has swallowed my £170!!

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andrewpain

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44 posts

115 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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got a new Volvo XC60 three weeks ago. There are two cubby storage boxes between the front seats, a lift-up armrest/lid, and a rollback lid over the cupholders.
this roller top one is perfect for my sunglasses in a soft case (and with volvo charging £58 for a proper sunglasses holder YOU'D look for an alternative.
anyway - glasses fit snugly in there. All hunky dory. Until Friday...
had to collect a wedding cake for my sister-in-law's wedding. Cake maker lady wanted cash. En route to collect cake before driving to wedding, called into tesco and withdrew £180. Put same on top of sunglasses to keep safe and out of sight. Closed lid.
Then opened lid again to get sunglasses.
Lid rolls back, taking the notes with it and disappearing into the space between the two cubbies, from where you can't get at it. Rolled lid forwards, expecting to see money, and it rolled smoothly, expensively, into place, leaving the cash wherever it dumped it. Vanished. Buried.
so - does anybody know how to get this damn thing apart? If I take it to a dealer it'll probably cost more in labour charge than I've lost....thinking to throw myself on the mercy of the dealer (yeah, I know!) I called the salesman and asked if he knew, but he was laughing so much I think he had to go to A&E.
Googled it, but no luck, so maybe a PH-er knows?
Please??
When you've stopped laughing?

Krikkit

26,998 posts

188 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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If you can't work it out just take it back to them... Probably a 5 minute job with the right tools.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

133 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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Krikkit said:
If you can't work it out just take it back to them... Probably a 5 minute job with the right tools.
"We took it apart, Sir, but the technician says he couldn't find anything. That'll be one hour's labour plus VAT."

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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Try taking the engine out, then blow down any holes that appear...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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Thinking about it, if you can find Gordon Brown, he'll lift it in a flash....

Murph7355

38,929 posts

263 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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TooMany2cvs said:
"We took it apart, Sir, but the technician says he couldn't find anything. That'll be one hour's labour plus VAT."
Or...

We found your £170. Here's the bill....£150+VAT smile

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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Sell the car for £170 more than it's worth and buy a new one.

njw1

2,243 posts

118 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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Reminds me of when I dismantled the dashboard of a company van once as somehow the keys I put in the ashtray ended up within the dashboard. Regarding your Volvo if there are no visible screws then everything is probably clipped together and a bit of gentle persuasion with a nylon trim tool should get things apart.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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Have you tried this..?

PorkFan

292 posts

187 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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I had a similar issue with a Caramac in a Nissan micra. Found it years later when I had to remove the centre console for an unrelated issue.

Thoroughly enjoyed it, as would be expected with a Caramac

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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PorkFan said:
I had a similar issue with a Caramac in a Nissan micra. Found it years later when I had to remove the centre console for an unrelated issue.

Thoroughly enjoyed it, as would be expected with a Caramac
Did VW make those?

PorkFan

292 posts

187 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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Micras or Caramacs?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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PorkFan said:
Micras or Caramacs?
Caramacs, silly boy. Everyone knows Trabant makes Micras.

Opel-GT

584 posts

185 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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andrewpain

Original Poster:

44 posts

115 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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Opel-GT said:
thanks for that - worth a look but didn't have the necessary info. Much appreciated anyway...

andrewpain

Original Poster:

44 posts

115 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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to all responders (respondents?) - thanks!
cheered me up no end......
and the dealers have offered to have a look if I drop round sometime.
Probably going to get the staff to pop out and "see what a real idiot looks like".
sort of a staff training exercise.....

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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andrewpain said:
to all responders (respondents?) - thanks!
cheered me up no end......
and the dealers have offered to have a look if I drop round sometime.
Probably going to get the staff to pop out and "see what a real idiot looks like".
sort of a staff training exercise.....
Reminds me..did I tell you about the time I left a full trolley of food in Tesco car park and drove home..? No, never mind....

njw1

2,243 posts

118 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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mybrainhurts said:
Reminds me..did I tell you about the time I left a full trolley of food in Tesco car park and drove home..? No, never mind....

Once upon a time my father came out of the shop and put 4 cans of lager on the roof of his car so he could open the door, he then got in and drove home leaving said cans on the roof, when he got home they were still on the roof! To be fair he only had to drive about half a mile to get home but how they stayed on there we'll never know.