ways to spot an "Advanced driver"

[blueg33]

inflated sense of superiority
able to hill start without crushing a matchbox
inflated sense of superiority
pedantic


please feel free to continue







nb ( I may be one myself )

[ScoobyChris]

Advanced driving organisation stickers/grille badges

Chris

[domlebo70]

Heel and toeing into roundabouts everywhere.

[blueg33]

continually talking about "road positioning" and defensive driving

[k15tox]

Advanced rider.

1x BMW GS (full panniers on even if popping down to the shop)

1x police style 'lumi jacket'

1x sense of god like riding ablity

Also i have noticed that they seem to have developed this twitch which makes their heads constantly shake at every other road user.

I am a biker myself and know the sorts of tits on the roads, but from my experience these guys just want it to happen. (sort of like the tits that constanly film themselves riding wanting stuff to happen so they can post it on youtube)

Watch out for one on the road if your lucky he may even follow you and 'access' your driving/riding.

Edited by k15tox on Wednesday 25th April 20:48

[davepoth]

domlebo70 said:

Heel and toeing into roundabouts everywhere.

Braking and gearchanging will be SEPARATE.

[Pints]

k15tox said:

Watch out for one on the road if your lucky he may even follow you and 'access' your driving/riding.

You presumably mean "assess".


I thought advanced drivers could be recognised by their PH sticker and goatee?

[VinceFox]

Them shirts with the flappy bits on the shoulders. Short sleeved, of course.

[andym1603]

They will be one making good, safe progress while looking further ahead than the edge of their bonnet.

[powerstroke]

Driving like a learner if my mate is anyting to go by, shuffling the wheel, hand brake applied every time he stops , coasting and slowing solely using the brakes, wrong gear for the road speed, not driving smoothly ......

Edited by powerstroke on Thursday 26th April 08:24

[Dr Jekyll]

Brisk and smooth out of town on the type of roads where they (we) go on their observed runs. But it all goes to pieces in urban areas, either rushing up to hazards or dithering.

[Synchromesh]

Spotting other Advanced Drivers - Pistonheads

[k15tox]

Pints said:

You presumably mean "assess".


I thought advanced drivers could be recognised by their PH sticker and goatee?

Yeah thats the one, my spellings been pretty piss poor this week.

Need more sleep.

[Track Rod]

Even when they're on foot, they look over their shoulder before changing direction!
That and insufferable pedantry!

(I may also be one)

[Track Rod]

Pints said:

You presumably mean "assess".


I thought advanced drivers could be recognised by their PH sticker and goatee?

And "you're"
We're a pedantic bunch!

[Bacon Is Proof]

davepoth said:

Braking and gearchanging will be SEPARATE.

Totally unnecessary and condescending use of capitals: ADVANCED driver.

[WhoseGeneration]

Fast on yellows.

[Pints]

Has someone mentioned taking the shortest route through a roundabout when safe to do so?

[davepoth]

Bacon Is Proof said:

davepoth said:

Braking and gearchanging will be SEPARATE.

Totally unnecessary and condescending use of capitals: ADVANCED driver.

Someone didn't notice the IRONY.

[Bhuvsta]

Track Rod said:

Even when they're on foot, they look over their shoulder before changing direction!