OMG [facepalm]

[Gooby]

Another imbecile has blocked the liz in the garage. I have a new tactic. I have parked the bismark (Mrs goobys car) 10mm from the front bumper and the poonjero about 5mm from the rear so the cretin has to come and see me to get his car. I have called the police and they are going to contact the owner and tell him to move. If he can't or won't move he gets a £60 ticket. After the ticket I will allow him to move.

[Gooby]

Arrrrrggggggghhhhh
I have absolutly no fking idea how stupid these people can be. How do they remember to breathe.

It turns out it is the "sister" (badly shaved ape) of a neighbour.
The space to one side of my garage is an old disabled space, the disabled resident of the road has long since moved away and the signage has been taken down, all that is left is the now faded marking on the road.

The brother of the owner of the car asked me nicely to move and as it is a neighbour, I agreed. That is until Badly shaved apewoman (BSA) comes out and starts shouting at me.

BSA- (at the top of her voice) are you disabled??
Gooby - (Still keeping his cool) it is no longer a disabled space the signage has been re.... (cut off by BSA)
BSA - (still at the top of her voice) - I was only fking asking..
Gooby - (fuse now blown), dont blame me for your inability to park, why dont you go and park infront of that drive, or that one. dont get shirty with me because you see fit to park like a tt! - in fact stuff it.

I moved the poonjero back to 3mm from bumper.
"now you can wait for your £60 ticket, I will order take out and charge it to you through small claims court, I will see you when you have re-considered"

So here I am. They are stood next to the car scratching the bits they forgot to shave.

[wukfitz]

And then ?

[S Works]

is it still there?

[y282]

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[Gooby]

It took them 30mins and another call from the cops for them to apologise.

I moved the poonjero and BSA shifted the car.