Some tw@t has parked in front of the garage AGAIN!

[Gooby]

Not sure how I am going to move this one......

[bob1179]

Doesn't look locked, they are awesome fun to drive!

Just 'borrow' it, use it for whatever you need to do today and return with a full tank of diesel. What could go wrong?

[jondude]

Wow.....looks very deliberate, too. Is there no way at all he could have parked it a little further away, and not obstruct anyone?

[zebra]

Gooby said:

Not sure how I am going to move this one......

Love to see this one dragged down the road to the park. If you want to drag it at least let me drive down so I can film it!

[LivinLaVidaLotus]

If you can tow that one in to the park I think everyone on here should buy you a beer.

[Gooby]

HEY!
I have never towed anything to the local park! That would be illegal and far beyond what I am prepared to do. It is just a coincidence that cars parked in front of my garage seem to end up in the local park.

Seems the last snotter parked in front of the garage lost a bumper on the kerb into the park.... Perhaps you shouldnt lower a car by taking a hacksaw to the springs....

So (hypothetically) what would some one need to tow a JCB to ... lets say ... just for conversation .... the local park?

[zebra]

Hypothetically..........

[Gooby]

zebra said:

Hypothetically..........

Um .. little red truck is broken...

[zebra]

The big yellow thing could do that to the JCB _ no need to drag it to the park.

[plasticpig]

Gooby said:

HEY!
I have never towed anything to the local park! That would be illegal and far beyond what I am prepared to do. It is just a coincidence that cars parked in front of my garage seem to end up in the local park.

Seems the last snotter parked in front of the garage lost a bumper on the kerb into the park.... Perhaps you shouldnt lower a car by taking a hacksaw to the springs....

So (hypothetically) what would some one need to tow a JCB to ... lets say ... just for conversation .... the local park?

I have towed a largeish tractor with a Range Rover. Just pooped the box into low ratio and slowly built up momentum. The problem with that JCB is the shovel is on the ground.

[Scuffers]

JCB keys are easy, they are just about all the same (and usually a screwdriver works just as well)

[bob1179]

plasticpig said:

I have towed a largeish tractor with a Range Rover. Just pooped the box into low ratio and slowly built up momentum. The problem with that JCB is the shovel is on the ground.

Would that not be a little painful?

[plasticpig]

bob1179 said:

plasticpig said:

I have towed a largeish tractor with a Range Rover. Just pooped the box into low ratio and slowly built up momentum. The problem with that JCB is the shovel is on the ground.

Would that not be a little painful?

Indeed it would!

[driverrob]

LivinLaVidaLotus said:

If you can tow that one in to the park I think everyone on here should buy you a beer.

I'd pay to watch it, especially as it's up on its jacks and buckets.

[Gooby]

Easy - what you actually need is something with caterpiller tracks.

job done...

[zebra]

In that case, this fits the bill.....



Chances are, with your reputation Goobs, you'd probably decide to blow the jcb up rather than tow it anyway [allegedly obviously].

[Jonny671]

Ask the kids at the park if they want to earn a tenner and get to joyride a JCB?

[zebra]

Jonny671 said:

Ask the kids at the park if they want to earn a tenner and get to joyride a JCB?

So lets get this right, you want Gooby to go to a children's park and offer them money to get into a jcb with him.

[Jonny671]

zebra said:

Jonny671 said:

Ask the kids at the park if they want to earn a tenner and get to joyride a JCB?

So lets get this right, you want Gooby to go to a children's park and offer them money to get into a jcb with him.

Oh.

Well, it could sound like that..

[Gooby]

zebra said:

Jonny671 said:

Ask the kids at the park if they want to earn a tenner and get to joyride a JCB?

So lets get this right, you want Gooby to go to a children's park and offer them money to get into a jcb with him.

If I were to drive it to the park, I would get car jacked by the kids before I could offer it to them....