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Gooby

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9,268 posts

241 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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I went down to the garage to get the 'liz out to run some errands. I opened the garage and was hit by the smell of vomit - odd... I looked at the car door as I opened and there was puke in a splat across the door . . OMG!! How on earth did that happen? I was the last to use the car yesterday and there was no way I would put it away like that. Looking at the car, it was put away without the roof on and the puke was on the inside of the windscreen and the outside. What was odd is that it is a "splat" shape not like someone was inside the car and threw up down the door.
I have been racking my brain, had someone broken into the garage and vandalised the car? nothing was moved or stolen... cant be...
I had lent a garage door opener to a friend who has a history of having a brain that turns into an etch-a-sketch when drunk, it goes blank really easily when fed alcohol but he is entirly trustworthy and he really wouldnt....

I was getting pissed off now, who TF would vandalise my car in this way? It is inside and outside, smelt awful, looked rank...

I have now figured it out. On Tuesday, I purchased a rhasberry breakfast smoothie. After a mouthful it tasted like it was off so I left it. When I got home it was chucked out of the car and carelessly left in the garage (being too lazy / busy to get it to the bin) Turns out it was badly off and the bottle had exploded.

Better go clean the car....

dgr

289 posts

241 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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Brilliant! Didn't see it on your car when you drove past my office window today?

Gooby

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9,268 posts

241 months

Friday 10th September 2010
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dgr said:
Brilliant! Didn't see it on your car when you drove past my office window today?
Poole? Near Macro? Thought it was yours!
Who do you work for? We may have something in common as I was looking at the offices of the company I am just signing contracts with!

dgr

289 posts

241 months

Friday 10th September 2010
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Working for Standard Chartered Bank at the Arena place near Makro. Lunchtime could get interesting if you are working here as well. That said I'll be out of here for October and November working in Singapore.

Gooby

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9,268 posts

241 months

Friday 10th September 2010
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dgr said:
Working for Standard Chartered Bank at the Arena place near Makro. Lunchtime could get interesting if you are working here as well. That said I'll be out of here for October and November working in Singapore.
okay!! I am working with 2E2....

May see you wednesday or thursday....

S Works

10,166 posts

257 months

Sunday 12th September 2010
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Gooby said:
We may have something in common as I was looking at the offices of the company I am just signing contracts with!
clap Soooo sad that it never came off that we'd work together this year bud. Another time, another place. Good luck thumbup

Beachbum

2,507 posts

238 months

Monday 13th September 2010
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S Works said:
Gooby said:
We may have something in common as I was looking at the offices of the company I am just signing contracts with!
clap Soooo sad that it never came off that we'd work together this year bud. Another time, another place. Good luck thumbup
He has had numerous oppportunities to work at the same company/site that I work at and on every occassion he seems to then not get the job. I think he does it onpurpose just to avoid me frown