Who has the unluckiest Elise?

[Sheds]

Coming up to the 3rd anniversary of having my Elise from new, it's now on it's fourth front clam and possibly about to have its second rear clam.

How's this for unlucky?

Week 1 of ownership, punter parks his VW into front clam. My speed 0 mph. New clamshell.

Month 6 of ownership, dealership parks my Elise into back of brand new Elise awaiting delivery to new owner in service bay. I'm not in the car. New clamshell.

Month 6 of ownership, dealership fits badly warped replacement clam. New clamshell.

Month 33 of ownership, removal lorry pulls large branch off tree, deposits it on rear of car. Potential new rear clam, potential new hard top. I'm not in the car again.

Anyone else got a more unlucky Elise?
Yours despairingly,
Sheds

[Benjam]

Sure are unlucky Sheds!

I would like to know if anyone has ever had an Elise stolen? I would think it is pretty hard to steal with the Cobra alarm fitted but then again crooks are persistant.

Any sob/horror stories regarding this?

B