Just caught a vandalising barstard
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The 'liz is safely in the garage but the poonjero lives on the road. Mrs Gooby was woken by some yobs. She saw them kick the hell out of the wing mirrors of a car parked next to mine then they tried the poonjero, it was made of sterner stuff so they satisfied themself by snapping the ariel and moved on to the next car. As Mrs Gooby went to get me an elderly neighbour confronted them and was threatened. They went off. I checked on my neighbour who was his usual supercool self, jumped in the wagon and gave chase.
I caught up with them just up the road. I was really pissed off. I put the poonjero across the pavement and blocked thier escape. I asked which one had vandalised my car. The Ginger one who thought he was clever told me "the ariel would be replaced" interesting, so you vandalised my car. He denied it, the girl who thought she was hard said yes WTF are you doing about it. The big bloke got arsey and asked "if I wanted to go to war?". I said fine and started to open the car door. I think he had a change of heart because he put his hand on the door and closed it preventing me from getting out. That was twice he had touched my car, twice too many. I brought the mag light down on his thumb with a very satisfying bang. He thought better of touching the car. My neighbour turned up.
Big bloke and gobby girl decided to disapear. I was left with the ginger bloke who started to tell me about the VERY serious guys he works with. I told him he was full of s
t, if he was serious he wouldn't be so gutless as to attack someones car and I find it very hard to believe that he works.
I told him to stay put and he can tell his crap to the police.
I called the BiB and he started to get fidgety and tried to walk. I blocked his path. It took about 2 mins for the cops to arrive.
They have arrested him.
I will give a statement in the morning.
I caught up with them just up the road. I was really pissed off. I put the poonjero across the pavement and blocked thier escape. I asked which one had vandalised my car. The Ginger one who thought he was clever told me "the ariel would be replaced" interesting, so you vandalised my car. He denied it, the girl who thought she was hard said yes WTF are you doing about it. The big bloke got arsey and asked "if I wanted to go to war?". I said fine and started to open the car door. I think he had a change of heart because he put his hand on the door and closed it preventing me from getting out. That was twice he had touched my car, twice too many. I brought the mag light down on his thumb with a very satisfying bang. He thought better of touching the car. My neighbour turned up.
Big bloke and gobby girl decided to disapear. I was left with the ginger bloke who started to tell me about the VERY serious guys he works with. I told him he was full of s
t, if he was serious he wouldn't be so gutless as to attack someones car and I find it very hard to believe that he works. I told him to stay put and he can tell his crap to the police.
I called the BiB and he started to get fidgety and tried to walk. I blocked his path. It took about 2 mins for the cops to arrive.
They have arrested him.
I will give a statement in the morning.
I think when you have your "training" it's easier to be brave. I did chase a couple of yoofs down my road that were playing with traffic cones a few months back and the wife went hysterical..... AT ME, She had a point though... they could have had a knife. In the end the chase was enough to frighten them off "my block"
But well done you... but as per other responses... I'd move to a nicer 'hood.
But well done you... but as per other responses... I'd move to a nicer 'hood.
hman said:
good work to the op.
I would have been more inclined to mount the pavement and run the fkers over.
Umm... How do you think I stopped them in the first place?I would have been more inclined to mount the pavement and run the f
kers over.Grinnders said:
I think when you have your "training" it's easier to be brave. I did chase a couple of yoofs down my road that were playing with traffic cones a few months back and the wife went hysterical..... AT ME, She had a point though... they could have had a knife. In the end the chase was enough to frighten them off "my block"
But well done you... but as per other responses... I'd move to a nicer 'hood.
I didnt go armed with PJ's and bad language. I do have a good collection of "implements" from when I used to train. These are useful for thumbs at the very least.But well done you... but as per other responses... I'd move to a nicer 'hood.
The problem with the area is that every unemployed lay about scum bag runs the ltd logic that if they are going to be a scumbag then they may as well do it by the beach. But I think a move is on the cards...
Stitch said:
given the way things are today you were lucky plod didn't arrest you for hitting the guy's thumb!!
The ginger did lodge a counter complaint but by that time the "tools" were safely back at home. I let plod search the car, he didnt want to find anything anyway. He mumbled that "the guy shouldnt go round vandalising cars if he doesnt want trouble"Gassing Station | Elise/Exige/Europa/340R | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff