Christmas Spirit and CLMs

[Gfun]

Just had our works lunch - fortunatley / unfortunatley had to drive in to town as I was late.

All was well until I asked a friend if he wanted a lift - as I was going his way - boss over hears and says - can I have a lift too....

Now at this stage she is sort of merry and fobs off any well - you know which car I'm in and my mate gives his seat up for her...... ba55itard!

Ever tried to get a drunken boss in then out of an elise. Think it was a definite CLM - (career limiting move) but sure one I will look back on in amusment even is she cant see the funny side.

[dragstar]

i wish i was there!!

[sirlaughalot]

dragstar said:

i wish i was there!!

You would have had to walk!

Was/Is she fit though?

One advantage of an Elise - Gives upper limit to the size of ones woman. "Sorry love your arse fails the Elise test, your binned" .

Next I'm introducing a Calliper test for Mid Rift tops. Fat girls keep it hidden!

[dragstar]

"arse fails the elise test?"



i wish i had the requisite "stones" to say that to my mum, when she wishes to enter El 'beast

[Gfun]

Interesting - we were at Oulton early this year when we (Mrs & Me) let on to another couple in an Elise. Later obviously things had been weighing on Mrs Fun’s mind and she pipes up how the f*** does she get in!

You would be surprised what love and a tire leaver can do!

[dragstar]

what happened then G?

any repercussions? (sp?)

[Gfun]

Repercussions

at work - general coolness - that fact that it has not been mentioned is possibly of more concern than if She took the pi55 about stupid cars.

At home - I have noticed she goes to the Gym more?