festive spirit..no, not colin chappers
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feeling all festive-ie 
what are all you happy people in the land of elise doing/getting in the fesitive period?
anybody asked for any lotus-related gifts?
A few predictions if i may......
Ms Bonce: what do you fancy honey?
Bonce: urmmm...maybe a...urrrmmmm IVE GOT IT! a DVA power upgrade wouldnt go amiss, neither would a set of new carpets or new Advans for that matter! you could also clean it for me. cheers pet. oh and can you get that Barsteward of PH!
Ms Bonce: urmmm ok.
Ms Bogie: honey...what about you?
Bogie:
well seen as though i've got every possible modification under the sun, i want to be transported into the future where i can buy mods like...flying wings and such like!
Ms Bogie: thats it..choose now, the car or me!
Bogie: mind the paintwork on your way out, pet
DanH: (where is he BTW????) i really want to do another 1ST lotus day!!!
Ms DanH: Dan.....you did 12 last bloody tuesday, pick something else!
DanH: how about if i did half a day....
Ms DanH: NOOOOOOOO!
Ms Mat: i think i should get you a book on grammar, what do you think?
Mat: "ermduhee"
Ms Mat: sorted
Liquid: i would like Optimus prime to be real, so i could take him apart and bolt him to my imaginary elise!
Mr Liquid: im sorry brian, even if that were possible, i couldnt afford it, as..well you..know. it all went....on trying to turn my clit into a penis..
Gfun: i would like a parkes book and financial forecast for the coming fiscal year in order to forecast when i should sell my car for optimum value.
Ms Gfun: get your finger out your arse Geoff
Gfun:
sorry
B19GRR: i want Bruce's TVR
Ms B19GRR: stop dribbling Rob! your ruining me mums new carpet!
B19GRR: but, but..its loud and fast and, and it reminds my of my cerbie!
Ms B19GRR: Im warning you...one more outburst and its back in the box when were back home
could do more, but cant be arsed
No offence intended
do let me know if im close!
What will Drag be getting?
Dragdolph the red nosed ?
what are all you happy people in the land of elise doing/getting in the fesitive period?
anybody asked for any lotus-related gifts?
A few predictions if i may......
Ms Bonce: what do you fancy honey?
Bonce: urmmm...maybe a...urrrmmmm IVE GOT IT! a DVA power upgrade wouldnt go amiss, neither would a set of new carpets or new Advans for that matter! you could also clean it for me. cheers pet. oh and can you get that Barsteward of PH!
Ms Bonce: urmmm ok.
Ms Bogie: honey...what about you?
Bogie:
well seen as though i've got every possible modification under the sun, i want to be transported into the future where i can buy mods like...flying wings and such like! Ms Bogie: thats it..choose now, the car or me!
Bogie: mind the paintwork on your way out, pet
DanH: (where is he BTW????) i really want to do another 1ST lotus day!!!
Ms DanH: Dan.....you did 12 last bloody tuesday, pick something else!
DanH:
how about if i did half a day.... Ms DanH: NOOOOOOOO!
Ms Mat: i think i should get you a book on grammar, what do you think?
Mat: "ermduhee"
Ms Mat: sorted
Liquid: i would like Optimus prime to be real, so i could take him apart and bolt him to my imaginary elise!
Mr Liquid: im sorry brian, even if that were possible, i couldnt afford it, as..well you..know. it all went....on trying to turn my clit into a penis..
Gfun: i would like a parkes book and financial forecast for the coming fiscal year in order to forecast when i should sell my car for optimum value.
Ms Gfun: get your finger out your arse Geoff
Gfun:
sorry B19GRR: i want Bruce's TVR
Ms B19GRR: stop dribbling Rob! your ruining me mums new carpet!
B19GRR: but, but..its loud and fast
and, and it reminds my of my cerbie! Ms B19GRR: Im warning you...one more outburst and its back in the box when were back home
could do more, but cant be arsed
No offence intended
do let me know if im close!
What will Drag be getting?
Dragdolph the red nosed ?
wouldnt we all rob..wouldnt we all.
and Bogie..out of my "predictions" i KNEW yours would be the most accurate. the amount of time, effort and money plowed into your liz, is astounding.
my initial thought, when i first realised you had a supercharger aside from
was, "how did he explain THAT one to the missus???" we all need lessons lads!
Very amusing - Mrs fun always gets worried when I buy a magazine - or when I look at a car and say 'that looks nice'
However I still don’t have a real time link to Parkers price guide. Perhaps Mrs would consider it as an incentive to get rid - she blamed losing a tooth filling on it last week (vibration plus clenched teeth).
Not sure she will ever be a Lotus fan.
LOL
Lessons...well erm...it does help if you :
find a woman thats into cars
find a woman that likes driving your Elise as much as you do
...and she earns more money than you...and owns her own pad...and lets you sell yours...and spend money on your car ....for now...sooner or later we will be having kids and settling down etc...so I guess she sees it as an investment for when she can give up work !
the other factor in my Elise modifying programme is that I dont pay for any maintenance, tyres, road tax etc on my car, and my car allowance from my job covers the payment on the finance.....so all I do is insure it and spend the rest of my spare cash on mods. They do of course think Im mad at work for doing 25-30K miles a year in an Elise rather than a Beemer 320D or such like
Lessons...well erm...it does help if you :
find a woman thats into cars
find a woman that likes driving your Elise as much as you do
...and she earns more money than you...and owns her own pad...and lets you sell yours...and spend money on your car ....for now
...sooner or later we will be having kids and settling down etc...so I guess she sees it as an investment for when she can give up work ! the other factor in my Elise modifying programme is that I dont pay for any maintenance, tyres, road tax etc on my car, and my car allowance from my job covers the payment on the finance.....so all I do is insure it and spend the rest of my spare cash on mods. They do of course think Im mad at work for doing 25-30K miles a year in an Elise rather than a Beemer 320D or such like
you make your own luck....and then make careful decisions, and take the right opportunites when they present themselves
...shes getting her own Elise next year, so that should stop the arguments on whose driving !
ps - whats even worse is that she only drives it at weekends and occasionally in the week when I need to borrow her car for long business trips with passengers etc...then we go to the track and she just jumps in it and proceeds to lap within a second or so of my times !
>> Edited by bogie on Saturday 6th December 00:07
...shes getting her own Elise next year, so that should stop the arguments on whose driving !
ps - whats even worse is that she only drives it at weekends and occasionally in the week when I need to borrow her car for long business trips with passengers etc...then we go to the track and she just jumps in it and proceeds to lap within a second or so of my times !
>> Edited by bogie on Saturday 6th December 00:07
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