Beware in Guildford

[lotuslad]

Just to warn any of you who may drive through Guildford, look out for pikeys. While crossing the bridge on Bridge Street (duh) I came under fire. A pikey on crutches stuck one of them in my side air intake which made a terrible noise, made all the worse by his cackling and the shouts of his fellow invertebrae. I think the gang thought they could argue their way out of it by using the supposedly incapacitated chap.
I shot round the corner to pick up a mate who's a bit of a large rugger bugger so we could detain them until the rozzers showed up - unfortunately they had scarpered and I now have a broken air vent.
A word to the wise: if you see a flash of Essex tartan (Burberry) in the distance, either take evasive manoevres or set your sights straight at them.

[Don]

Ouch! I go to Guildford from time to time to collect my Porsche. I may even deliver it there sometime soon . So thanks for the tip - I shall watch out carefully for car vandalising pikeys...

[dragstar]

in cs

Mod Edit: Looks like the swear filter let the really offensive word through!

>> Edited by Bonce on Wednesday 15th October 09:07

[JamesS2]

I drive to work in Guildford everyday, have only had some passings of the local burberry club.

Unfortunately they are not just limited to Guildford, but frequent every town in the UK now.

Just run the bastards over.

[C.Giles.T]

lotuslad said:

...a bit of a large rugger bugger so we could detain them until the rozzers showed up - unfortunately they had scarpered .

mmm, I had (not for long, mind) an ex girlfriend who tried to use a large "rubber bugger" on me, too many of those saucy german flicks. I can see why they scarpered!