The greatest, and not so great, comments.....
The greatest, and not so great, comments.....
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Chris49

Original Poster:

1,121 posts

232 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Lets hear some stories of public interaction with your Lotus of choice.

Feel free to add the compliments that have made your day, the plain dumb, perhaps the not so positive and everything in-between.

This concept has in no way been stolen from the Elisetalk forum!!!!!!!wink

Edited by Chris49 on Wednesday 9th July 15:59

noodleman

827 posts

244 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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It's Batman (from a four year old).

Tam

135 posts

270 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Not the greatest, but the most surprising - I was washing my car on the drive and a small child (about 8) stopped to ask if I had the Rover or Toyota engine.

NathanE

539 posts

233 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Tam said:
Not the greatest, but the most surprising - I was washing my car on the drive and a small child (about 8) stopped to ask if I had the Rover or Toyota engine.
LOL no way?! That must have been hilarious. Did he also talk about oil starvation and HGF? biggrin

Edited by NathanE on Wednesday 9th July 15:40

Gad-Westy

16,635 posts

244 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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"Is that a Smart car?" (oddly I got that one when I had a Westfield as well)

"Lotus! You know what that stands for don't you?" (Said by an AA call centre operative at 01.00 in the morning this February whilst I sat freezing my tits off, oh how I laughed)

"Hairdresser's car!" (Utttered by my Polo owning mate)

"Can you pull over, I think I'm going to be sick" (see above)

"Fark me, that's loud" (My mate had been following me down the M6 in a 996 Turbo and could hear everytime I opened the throttle, which I was quite pleased with. Even more pleased when he said that he almost had to break sweat to keep up with me when we started heading cross country)

Chris49

Original Poster:

1,121 posts

232 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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noodleman said:
It's Batman (from a four year old).
Brilliant!

Boggy

4,603 posts

266 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Same again by some right tosser driving a Volvo Convertibleconfused

"that's a bloody hairdressers Car"rolleyes followed by after I left him standing at a set of light's about 4 miles away "Da u wanna cell it mate"rofl fking brainless Chavmusic

Boggy

Shnozz

30,668 posts

302 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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"You should keep the box for that, it'll be worth something in a few years"

TTwiggy

11,884 posts

235 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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just yesterday, a school boy of about 9 or 10 actually dropped to his knees, did the 'not worthy' thing and said 'oh... my.... god.... it's a Lotus' - I think his friends, while also impressed by the car, thought he was a bit strange.

Only 'negative' was a youngish guy in an astra who asked how much bhp I had (134 I said). 'Is that all? this (indicating his Vauxhall) has 147'... 'uh huh' says me...

5.9 secs later he's going backwards in my rear view...

John D.

21,130 posts

240 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Shnozz said:
"You should keep the box for that, it'll be worth something in a few years"
hehe Thats quite a good one

Bombjack

483 posts

298 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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"Mum, that car's faster than the speed of light!"

mrssumner

186 posts

225 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Boy: "That's an £80K car, that!"
His Gran: "Yes, but where would you put the shopping?"

"James Bond!"

"She'll be getting her lippy out and doing her makeup in a minute... f'ing hairdresser!" - Whilst I'm struggling to get into my harness at petrol station???

Gooby

9,269 posts

265 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Bunch of Chavs in a corsa "Nice Haidressers car"

Quick responce - Nice shopping cart, is that you mums?

fatboy111

308 posts

248 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Sat with my work colleague going to a meeting and white van man pulls up ''who's the giver and who's the taker?''

How funny.



ganglandboss

8,561 posts

234 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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I was picking my mum up from the pub she works at. As she was getting in, a few of the regulars and staff came out for a look. One of the barmaids at the top of her voice in front of my mother: "I bet you've had plenty of clacker driving that!!!"

Mr_B

10,480 posts

274 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Some south american sounding guy in London ' is like toy car, fantasic! '

Chris49

Original Poster:

1,121 posts

232 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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I've got to say gents theres alot of negative comments here frown

ganglandboss

8,561 posts

234 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Chris49 said:
I've got to say gents theres alot of negative comments here frown
Probably because they stick more in peoples minds. Personally I lose count of the times I hear Kids shout "Woah! Smart car mate!" etc. as it happens most times I go out in it.

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

281 months

Thursday 10th July 2008
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What always amazes me is people's desire to have to say something.

Positive comments are great and make me smile. But why do people feel the need to say "I don't like that car". eh?!

Or one kid this morning "my dad's car's faster than that". I felt like stopping and asking what the hell his dad's got that reaches 60 in under 4 seconds, but I just couldn't be bothered hehe

Also, some girls this morning (I drive past a secondary school to get to work)....

Girl 1; "wow I like your car"

Girl 2; "I don't like your car"

Girl 1; "I don't like your beard"

frown

atomicpunk

341 posts

232 months

Thursday 10th July 2008
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From the Czech guy who was doing the valet parking at a hotel in Prague:

When we arrived: "You drive this all the way from London? You are crazy man"

When we left: "That is greatest car I ever drive"