Cookin' fats!!!

[sallad]

Asside from the obvious (gun, catapault, hard top, cover, garage etc), anyone got any tips for keeping smug moggies off your soft top?

Lil' buggers!

[Paul V]

Air rifle

[TheLemming]

Landmines?

:runsawayfromtheanimalrightsposse:

[Bonce]

Go to your garden centre, you can get sprays that claim to stop cats sniffing round your property. I used to use a spray called "cat be gone" or something on the tarmac and fence around my car when I used to park outside. Worked a treat.

If that doesn't work, you might also want to try Olbas oil, pepper, lemon juice, lion shit (I'm serious, you can buy it from some garden centres) or a combination therof.

Good luck!

[sallad]

Lion shit?!?! I did laugh at that one. I think I'd sooner put up with cat hair than drive around with fat lumps of lion turd on the roof!

Thanks though, I'll try all the others you suggested.

[GreenV8S]

Asside from the obvious (gun, catapault, hard top, cover, garage etc), anyone got any tips for keeping smug moggies off your soft top?

Lil' buggers!

Ultrasonic cat scarer?

[TheLemming]

Im still voting with landmines, its the only way to be sure

On a serious note, I find that my dogs normally manage to scare any cat off the property sharpish with some manic barking.

[MattV]

Have heard that pepper works!

[jmorgan]

GreenV8S said:

Asside from the obvious (gun, catapault, hard top, cover, garage etc), anyone got any tips for keeping smug moggies off your soft top?

Lil' buggers!

Ultrasonic cat scarer?

Next door tried that a few years ago, our took no notice.

[scruff400]

Cats? You wanna keep students with bags of flour on halloween away...

Bastards.

Cats - hmmm, there are many ways to skin a cat - just cover the roof with something really sticky...

[pawsmcgraw]

there is a system available but it depends if you wanna get your car wet?You leave the hose pipe pointing at your whatever and when the sensor detects movement it switches the sprinkler on,causing puss to run for the hills.