Ok so I'm not married, and haven't got kids.. But it better be a monumental party and a very handsome boy.. Don't tell the wag... After 6 years of total and utter procrastination I'm now an OWNER!!! Woooooo..
Great choice. It'll cost you less than a wife, will always put a smile on your face and won't run off with the milkman. When you wake up in the morning, it still looks good. Enjoy your new found love!!!!