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Driving home I was stopped by 4 female members of the CSI. I am not sure of thier forensic training as the one who stood in the road and stopped me had a very large dildo tied to her and on closer inspection under the letters "CSI" is said "Cock Size Investigator"
It seems to help her in her investigation, she and her friends had to have thier photo taken on a sports car.... " oookaaayyy" It was pretty obvious I didnt have much of a choice as the car was now surrounded by the CSI's agents. I did think I should surrender or at least check thier credentials but too late girls were posing on the front of the 'liz.
All was fine 'till some one let thier rather "large" CSI team member pose. Suddenly thier was an eclipse, everything went very dark and she decided the most comfortable position was with a "cheek" ballanced either side of the left wing.
Oh no! A small prayer about not cracking the clam as the ohlins gave way under the extreem pressure and left me with visions of the clam sat on the tarmac. Luckily she was in the last photo.
All the team seemed very thankful for my contribution to the investigation and took it in turns to kiss me. Unusual, most (all) officers do not behave this way around the 'liz but as they were professionals so I am sure my wife cant complain....
It seems to help her in her investigation, she and her friends had to have thier photo taken on a sports car.... " oookaaayyy" It was pretty obvious I didnt have much of a choice as the car was now surrounded by the CSI's agents. I did think I should surrender or at least check thier credentials but too late girls were posing on the front of the 'liz.
All was fine 'till some one let thier rather "large" CSI team member pose. Suddenly thier was an eclipse, everything went very dark and she decided the most comfortable position was with a "cheek" ballanced either side of the left wing.
Oh no! A small prayer about not cracking the clam as the ohlins gave way under the extreem pressure and left me with visions of the clam sat on the tarmac. Luckily she was in the last photo.
All the team seemed very thankful for my contribution to the investigation and took it in turns to kiss me. Unusual, most (all) officers do not behave this way around the 'liz but as they were professionals so I am sure my wife cant complain....
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