The French part two

[Russwhitehouse]

Another couple for your amusement , all in the best possible taste. What's the difference between toast and the
French? You can make toast into soldiers.
What do you call 100,000 Frenchman with their arms in the air? The army.

[magooagain]

Will you be giving a rendition of your French jokes on Sunday at Angouleme?

[Russwhitehouse]

That will depend directly on alcohol consumption and how fast I can run

[Electron]

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris ??

Don't know they've never done it ....