The French

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Russwhitehouse

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962 posts

137 months

Wednesday 11th September 2013
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How many Frenchman does it take to fit a lightbulb? One to hold it, then the rest of Europe revolves around him.

rdjohn

6,333 posts

201 months

Wednesday 11th September 2013
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Assuming the Frenchman was not on strike, like yesterday.

Le Pop

4,899 posts

240 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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All of them...

One to actually change the lightbulb, another couple of thousand to complete the paperwork and the rest of them to process the paperwork on behalf of the government. #sigh

Puggit

48,768 posts

254 months

Saturday 14th September 2013
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Do we have to wait for them to finish their holiday first?

Le Pop

4,899 posts

240 months

Sunday 15th September 2013
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In fairness...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_...

...although I never quite understand how they do it!

Russwhitehouse

Original Poster:

962 posts

137 months

Tuesday 17th September 2013
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Complete mystery. Can only assume some kind of divine intervention.

leyorkie

1,678 posts

182 months

Tuesday 17th September 2013
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Probably due to the official 35 hour week when the rest is on the black

smifffymoto

4,732 posts

211 months

Wednesday 18th September 2013
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I think working on the black is a British thing to avoid cotisations,I have never been asked to pay some on the black too a Frenchman,artisan or otherwise.

French money stays in France and where possible spent on French made goods.

Le Pop

4,899 posts

240 months

Wednesday 18th September 2013
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smifffymoto said:
French money stays in France and where possible spent on French made goods.
This is definitely true. You only have to look at what cars are bought; almost without exception Citroen, Renault and Peugeot...

I don't think the British desire to not pay tax/cotisations eclipses the French and if you offer cash for anything in France it will always be accepted in preference to a cheque or card payment (and that includes at the tax office, bizarrely).

The 'black' is the default here in my experience. It is simply seen as a win/win, we both pay less tax. Simples

Perik Omo

2,022 posts

154 months

Wednesday 18th September 2013
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All the trades I've dealt with around here will take cash and is nearly always the first comment when asking for a devi (estimate), there's two prices one as per devi and the other for part cash resulting in a reduced devi.

Puggit

48,768 posts

254 months

Wednesday 18th September 2013
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They are definitely diversifying on the car front - albeit slowly. The number of Dacias visible around Tours is terrifying.

magooagain

10,584 posts

176 months

Wednesday 18th September 2013
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Puggit said:
They are definitely diversifying on the car front - albeit slowly. The number of Dacias visible around Tours is terrifying.
Spot on Puggit! They like a German car also.

It seems no one likes to rip the Frnch off more than the French. I just cant get my head around how they seem happy to pay way over the odds for most things and services.

And as far as black money is concerned most French guys i know have some kind of second job that is all black(liquid) payed.

Pvapour

8,981 posts

259 months

Wednesday 18th September 2013
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magooagain said:
Puggit said:
They are definitely diversifying on the car front - albeit slowly. The number of Dacias visible around Tours is terrifying.
Spot on Puggit! They like a German car also.

It seems no one likes to rip the Frnch off more than the French. I just cant get my head around how they seem happy to pay way over the odds for most things and services.

And as far as black money is concerned most French guys i know have some kind of second job that is all black(liquid) payed.
yes never have I NOT been offered discount for cash, anything sold has nearly always been paid for in cash and not like its just been drawn form the bank wink

many trades people here work to the 30k tax limit, thereafter they just dont take on anymore work or more often put through on black

Kias are more common than they used to be in our area due to a couple of dealers I think, I cant see any tight fisted farmer turning a blind eye to the 7 year warranties offered no matter how patriotic he is.

Its funny actually, in our rural community you will rarely see a french tractor being used, there are about 20 odd french argi. mach. manufacturers to. Always Klass, Massey etc

J B L

4,203 posts

221 months

Friday 27th September 2013
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Pvapour said:
Its funny actually, in our rural community you will rarely see a french tractor being used, there are about 20 odd french argi. mach. manufacturers to. Always Klass, Massey etc
Appart from the fact that all of EAME sold Massey tractors over 90hp are made in Beauvais and that all EAME sold tractors from CLAAS are made in the ex Renault tractors factory in Le Mans.

Respectively employing 2500 and over 1000 workers and producing 21,000 and 11,000 units.

wink


Pvapour

8,981 posts

259 months

Friday 27th September 2013
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J B L said:
Pvapour said:
Its funny actually, in our rural community you will rarely see a french tractor being used, there are about 20 odd french argi. mach. manufacturers to. Always Klass, Massey etc
Appart from the fact that all of EAME sold Massey tractors over 90hp are made in Beauvais and that all EAME sold tractors from CLAAS are made in the ex Renault tractors factory in Le Mans.

Respectively employing 2500 and over 1000 workers and producing 21,000 and 11,000 units.

wink
that'd explain it then hehe

psgcarey

611 posts

168 months

Friday 27th September 2013
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Puggit said:
They are definitely diversifying on the car front - albeit slowly. The number of Dacias visible around Tours is terrifying.
Dacia is Renault's budget brand, so adopted French.

emss

82 posts

154 months

Saturday 28th September 2013
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Hi,

smifffymoto said:
I think working on the black is a British thing to avoid cotisations,I have never been asked to pay some on the black too a Frenchman,artisan or otherwise.

French money stays in France and where possible spent on French made goods.
Working on the black is really spread here.
Most of the houses around ours here were partly built this way.
I've seen mechanics owning a home full fledged workshop (lift and so on) doubling their income in their spare time.
Seems to me that this is not a British only thing wink

Éric Masson (France)

lowdrag

13,025 posts

219 months

Saturday 5th October 2013
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I would love to know why used cars are so expensive here compared to some other countries. After 13 years I decided to change my C-Class estate for - a C-class estate. Searched the interweb and found I could save 6,000€ by buying from Germany, so did so. One year old, 15,000 kliks, 2 years Merc guarantee and bought from a main dealer. Il n'y avait pas photo, as they say.

Le Pop

4,899 posts

240 months

Saturday 5th October 2013
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It is curious (price of used cars). I can only think that the fear of the paperwork must come into it, either that or lack of awareness of the reduced prices available in other countries.

Recently I've looked on Leboncoin.fr and the prices there are a bit more realistic, it's just hampered by their apparent inability to communicate electronically which makes that difficult (see 'the French part 3).

I refuse to buy cars here and I'm in the process of importing our 6th car from the UK in under 4 years...

emss

82 posts

154 months

Saturday 5th October 2013
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Hi,

Foreign language teaching in French schools is a real nightmare.

At least 4 years of courses for the main language, but the result is always the same, badly spoken and hardly well written.

Buying abroad is not really an option, then.

Most prefer to purchase in the local dealership, but some rely on an intermediary to buy for them, it takes a commission, which increases the purchase price (still lower than french one).

Éric Masson