La Douane

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smegmore

Original Poster:

3,091 posts

182 months

Wednesday 3rd April 2013
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Does anyone else find these demented morons to be overbearing and snotty?

I've been 'controlled' several times, especially at peage pay stations and been interrogated, had my car searched by these wkers on the lookout for 'merchandise' or 'produits interdits' even on forays down to Spain in my campervan. I could possibly understand them looking for contraband coming north from Spain into France, but travelling south into Spain? In future I'll bite the bullet and take the ferry direct to Santander or Bilbao instead of travelling down through France through the tunnel, I lived in France for a while and the amount of overbearing interference from the gendarmes and douane has to be experienced to be believed. I get the distinct impression that the French don't like tourists, hence fk them.

cptsideways

13,633 posts

258 months

Wednesday 3rd April 2013
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A potential douane stop v 24hrs on the ferry of hell scratchchin

Johno

8,497 posts

288 months

Wednesday 3rd April 2013
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2yrs living in France, using every form of transport in and out, UK reg, FR reg, cars, vans, regularly with a trailer I've been asked twice to open the vans back doors or the boot of the FR registered car.

Perfectly polite and pleasant ..... I hate the challenge of just getting back into the UK these days, but they haven't ever made it a worse experience than normal ....

paulwirral

3,323 posts

141 months

Wednesday 3rd April 2013
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ive been up and down for the last ten years , up to 5 times a year , in cars and vans and only been stopped twice , quick look in the back and sent on my way with a merci . How bad is the ferry from hell ? ive got mates considering using it later this year

smegmore

Original Poster:

3,091 posts

182 months

Thursday 4th April 2013
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Perhaps I just look suspicious then. biggrin

rdjohn

6,333 posts

201 months

Thursday 4th April 2013
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smegmore said:
Perhaps I just look suspicious then. biggrin
Perhaps it is the camper-van.

I regularly drive into Spain and back to the UK, in both French and UK plated cars and
have never been stopped.

PVN

355 posts

236 months

Thursday 4th April 2013
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Only stopped once in 8 trips. They had cursory glance in the boot - eyes only, no hands. They spent the rest of the time photographing each other in the driver's seat! Perils of driving a TVR abroad I guess!

cptsideways

13,633 posts

258 months

Thursday 4th April 2013
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Just don't wave at them hehe as I found out

smegmore

Original Poster:

3,091 posts

182 months

Thursday 4th April 2013
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rdjohn said:
Perhaps it is the camper-van.

I regularly drive into Spain and back to the UK, in both French and UK plated cars and
have never been stopped.
Possibly, it's a Bongo so may be curiosity on their part, although I've been stopped a few times in the Shogun I had, even pulled into an aire by the 'bike gendarmes for a douane inspection, travel alone also so I may be a suspected smuggler biggrin

LADANIVA

1,500 posts

141 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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Off all the years travelling in France and crossing numerious borders only pulled seriously twice.

Once on the Spanish border at Portbou, I nipped over for Cheaper Fuel and was tracked coming straight back , OK looked suspicious

2nd time with a wagon that was virtually empty at the tunnel coming home. All I had was an empty domestic fridge, a few cases of beer and some rather noce and expensive St Emilion.

The back of the truck was opened up and all the young ( trainee) Douanes were disptched to search. Upon seeing the wine, the chef, a very rotund and experianced Douane realised that I was "French" or an honoury french man anyway and ordered his trainees off the lorry.

He was very polite and jovial with me and we had a good chat about all things French

I think its the camper van thats causing the distractions in your case OP