Bullsh1t Bingo

[C8PPO]

There I was, thinking BB had all but gone away as words fall into disuse (or popular parlance) but I've just sat through a meeting where one delegate could have single-handedly made me a BB millonaire (sic). In fact, I'd take a punt on him having been challenged prior to the meeting to include a buzzword (see what I did there?) in every single sentence he uttered.

Amongst all the old favourites, a couple of new terms made themselves known. I give you, for your delectation and sport:

"Unpack", as in "we need to unpack this financial model". No, we need to analyse it.


And my current personal nemesis: "Zeroise", pronouced "Zero-ise". Or, we could just reduce the quota of the given entity to zero. Zero-ise, my @rse.

[anonymous-user]

I'd like to read your post but don't have the time as I have a "hard stop" at 16:00!!

[Mst007]

I collect them for future use with BB morons and fellow BB haters.

Thanks, hadnt heard these before

Mark

[Nolar Dog]

Thank God I don't work in an office.

[Jasandjules]

Did you run that idea past the table, or was it simply a result of your blue sky thinking whilst looking at the bigger picture?

[FourWheelDrift]

You need to print some of these out - http://www.bullstbingo.net/cards/bullst/

Obviously fill in the blanks.

Each time to refresh the page the card changes.

[Simpo Two]

I think I heard 'squarize' recently, as in to make something square. No doubt to 'fourize' is to fit somebody with spectacles?



(I may have been watching too much QI)

[sleep envy]

OP, what were your next steps that came out of that meeting??