Bike thief

[croyde]

To the Fek that nicked my bicycle from my front garden, in broad daylight, its 15 years old and you have to know it in order not to be spat off it as the gears are pretty dodgy.

With any luck your head will end up under a bus.

[s3fella]

croyde said:

To the Fek that nicked my bicycle from my front garden, in broad daylight, its 15 years old and you have to know it in order not to be spat off it as the gears are pretty dodgy.

With any luck your head will end up under a bus.

Sussed the gears now, thanks for the tip!

[mybrainhurts]

[croyde]

D'oh!

[valve bounce66]

croyde said:

To the Fek that nicked my bicycle from my front garden, in broad daylight, its 15 years old and you have to know it in order not to be spat off it as the gears are pretty dodgy.

With any luck your head will end up under a bus.

i got on the bus it was st

[Pferdestarke]

croyde said:

To the Fek that nicked my bicycle from my front garden, in broad daylight, its 15 years old and you have to know it in order not to be spat off it as the gears are pretty dodgy.

With any luck your head will end up under a bus.

Great imagery there Croyde. I can see the would-be thief now, entering your front yard, stepping over the barbecue and deck chairs and pilfering your Penny Farthing that you'd left in a heap outside the front door.

Thieving fecktards.

Edited by Pferdestarke on Sunday 29th March 11:27

[Saddle bum]

Bike theft should be a capital crime, slow hanging will do.

[zakelwe]

Was it insured for third party, fire and theft ? You'll be sorted then, probably make a profit on it!

Gives you an excuse to get a nice new one now though with no qualms .. good luck.

Regards

Andy

Edited by zakelwe on Sunday 29th March 10:43

[croyde]

not insured and no spare cash

[Scraggles]

had my bike nicked last year, had lots of faults, front wheel buckled etc

new one is much better, thing is without the first one being nicked would probably still be riding it and would not have replaced it yet

[ToadHall]

Spotted!

[mybrainhurts]

ToadHall said:

Spotted!

Sir, were you exiled from honestjohn some years ago..?