Genius Blog - Lighten Up your Friday

Genius Blog - Lighten Up your Friday

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alanruss

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1,137 posts

233 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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This guy is a cock!! Its very funny, especially the comments people leave!

http://arthurkade.com/

Just look at the photos!

Might be a wind up but amazing all the same.

Republik

4,525 posts

197 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Love the use of the word douche and douchebaggery!

nick s

1,371 posts

224 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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ha ha! that's hilarious! i started reading it and thought it was a blatant joke to wind people up. But i wrote his name into google, and it seems he's actually serious?!

DamoLLb

1,775 posts

202 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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He is going on my hate list along with the Egghead CJ!

Digga

41,317 posts

290 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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The cult of celebrity is the root of most current evils.

What I would give to be able to teleport him right into the middle of a proper working class boozer. biggrin

Mr Fenix

863 posts

212 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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I still can't believe this is a serious blog? I mean the guy comes across as some sort of Jersey shore D-Bag. Acting is a tough game is break into, I know of a couple of actresses and they've been to hundreds of auditions, acting classes, productions and still nothing.

Carreauchompeur

18,011 posts

211 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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That's hilarious. I spat out my coffee at the Guido-style shots on the top of the page, let alone the self-promoting tripe in the main bit!

ben_reza

412 posts

189 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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So bad its good.
Guy is a total fail i think....

shirt

23,471 posts

208 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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arthurkade said:
One of the actors saw my headshots while I was unpacking my schoolbag, and told me that “you should think about modeling”, to which I responded, “thanks, I already do it, good luck”.


I told her I was an actor, and she said, “I figured something like that with your looks”


She had a sexy accent (I thought it was French, but she was from Trinidad)


She ended up telling me she was married, but there is no doubt in my mind that I could have gotten her number and gotten her to hang out after if her husband wasn’t coming.


I was stopped by a very average girl who I did not recognize.......and if she was more than a 7 or 7.5, I might have had fun with it.


How will Arthur Kade be remembered? What kind of celebrity will I be? Will I be a humanitarian like Angelina Jolie? Will I be a bad boy like Colin Farrell? Will I be a drug addict and party boy like Robert Downey Jr.? Will I be a recluse like Mickey Rourke? I began to think about what my life will look like when I achieve my dream, and whether it will change the core of who I am.
this is from the first few posts! prize cock. is this scott alexander's US cousin?

i like how his face is the same in every photo.

this is now bookmarked, i may start commenting smile

ben_reza

412 posts

189 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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shirt said:
i like how his face is the same in every photo.
Blue Steel?

Murray993

1,515 posts

240 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Fantastic, very funny. Best he's a really nice guy, as long as you stick to talking about him....

Arese

21,062 posts

194 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Mr Fenix said:
I mean the guy comes across as some sort of Jersey shore D-Bag.
confused

zac510

5,546 posts

213 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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That takes me back to the Handsome Boy Modelling School CDs!

shirt

23,471 posts

208 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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the comments are funny. on the subject of his new business cards:

I’m tellin’ ya, you are the man. You never disappoint. Every time I think you’ve done the douchiest thing you could do, you top yourself. Nothing could make me happier than the fact you picked the most ultra-gay of your photos for the biz card. Well done!

I agree with KDB above. You should put what you do on the card. If you pay per letter, you can shorten your profession from “Professional Douchebag” to “Pro Douche” people would still get the jist of it.


  1. Jim Cracchiolo, Ameriprise CEOon 13 Mar 2009 at 3:10 pm
Dear Arthur,

The past several months have indeed been a tumultuos time for the financial markets here and abroad. The current economic crisis has caused a shockwave of change across the advisor landscape. Many advisors chose to see their clients through these rough times. Other advisors chose to go down a different path. A path that will hopefully bring them joy and self fulfillment. Many of the advisors I knew personally that chose to leave their career did so out of fear and great haste. While for other advisors, the decision to leave was one that was years in the making.

Building a successful brand for you and you firm takes time and dedication. It will not happenfor you over night, Arthur. Good luck to you with your journey and remember to be true to yourself and the people around you and I’m sure you will conquer your destiny as you always have through your career.

And to all the “haters” out there that have been tormenting Arthur during his journey….YOU ALL HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD! This dude is an unbelievable douche tool that should be dragged out of the G Lounge and beaten down Rhianna style. What a fking homo! I cant’t believe you were actually part of my firm! I really need to keep a closer eye on this kind of st! What the fk man! A fake date?!?!? QVC Audition?!?!? Funky Fresh Jeans?!?!?!? I’m an out of touch billionare for Christ’s sake and even I know your an ass bag! Insider Trading tip readers…..Go long AMP…..now that this fk stick is out of the picture my firms stock can only go up!

Jim






he does seem to know some fit women though.