fat man tan

[anonymous-user]

I have got a date soon..I am 5 10 about 15 stone..Is it better to have a tan or not..Discuss..Please advise postive and negative in argument..

[Blib]

Carry on.

[Colonial]

Gold chain, chest hair wig, Mistubishi Starion.

Sorted.

[EINSIGN]

[anonymous-user]

jaymodunn said:

I have got a date soon..I am 5 10 about 15 stone..Is it better to have a tan or not..Discuss..Please advise postive and negative in argument..

sorry Forgot to mention date will lead to something else..wink wink..it is that type of website. Please reply as I need to get organised..And there are some 'educated' people on here..

Edited by jaymodunn on Thursday 26th March 23:06

[andy400]

If you're gonna have a tan, have a BIG tan!!!

[Nobody You Know]

Colonial said:

Gold chain, chest hair wig, Mistubishi Starion.

Sorted.

You've just described me at uni'!!!!!!

Except i have real chest hair.

[f13ldy]

jaymodunn said:

jaymodunn said:

I have got a date soon..I am 5 10 about 15 stone..Is it better to have a tan or not..Discuss..Please advise postive and negative in argument..

sorry gorgot to mention date will lead to something else..wink wink..it is that type of website. Please reply as I need to get organized..And there are some 'educated' people on here..

Have you paid for this date?

[Neil_H]

jaymodunn said:

jaymodunn said:

I have got a date soon..I am 5 10 about 15 stone..Is it better to have a tan or not..Discuss..Please advise postive and negative in argument..

sorry gorgot to mention date will lead to something else..wink wink..it is that type of website.

Punternet?

[ozzerr]

that made me chuckle.

Blib said:

Carry on.

[Colonial]

Nobody You Know said:

Colonial said:

Gold chain, chest hair wig, Mistubishi Starion.

Sorted.

You've just described me at uni'!!!!!!

Except i have real chest hair.

That's hot

[anonymous-user]

f13ldy said:

jaymodunn said:

jaymodunn said:

I have got a date soon..I am 5 10 about 15 stone..Is it better to have a tan or not..Discuss..Please advise postive and negative in argument..

sorry gorgot to mention date will lead to something else..wink wink..it is that type of website. Please reply as I need to get organized..And there are some 'educated' people on here..

Have you paid for this date?

Don't take the piss..Some of us, are not 'Gap models' and take every avenue for 'Lady Fun' available.

<Shout out to the Fat man Possie>

Edited by jaymodunn on Thursday 26th March 23:09

[Colonial]

Remember to take a bag of flour for her.

[Blib]

Jaymondunn said:

Don't take the piss..Some of us, are not 'Gap models' and take every avenue for 'Lady Fun' available.

<Shout out to the Fat man Possie>

[gingerpaul]

EINSIGN said:

Don't forget to get some of this.



"60 percent of the time it works every time."

[Neil_H]

If it's actually a lady of the night, I don't think it matters whether you're wearing - presumably fake - tan. I think they'll just be happy if you don't stink of piss.

[Colonial]

Neil_H said:

If it's actually a lady of the night, I don't think it matters whether you're wearing - presumably fake - tan. I think they'll just be happy if you don't stink of piss.

Fair point. I thinking dressing to impress a prossie is one of the most depressing things I've heard. Ever.

[Uhura_Fighter]

jaymodunn said:

jaymodunn said:

I have got a date soon..I am 5 10 about 15 stone..Is it better to have a tan or not..Discuss..Please advise postive and negative in argument..

sorry Forgot to mention date will lead to something else..wink wink..it is that type of website.
Please reply as I need to get organised..And there are some 'educated' people on here..

Edited by jaymodunn on Thursday 26th March 23:06

Are you going dogging? - what about an mx5


No don't bother with the tan, just have a shower and smell nice

[Nobody You Know]

Colonial said:

Nobody You Know said:

Colonial said:

Gold chain, chest hair wig, Mistubishi Starion.

Sorted.

You've just described me at uni'!!!!!!

Except i have real chest hair.

That's hot

yeah the ladeeee's loved the Starion

[Colonial]

Nearly as much as a Burt Reynolds spex Nissan 280ZX.