Cheapest birthday present you've bought for your partner?

[srebbe64]

Every year my missus and I tell each other not to buy anything for our respective birthdays. Every year we ignore each other and buy each other something nice. This year, at the weekend, I couldn't find anything so I decided to honour our agreement. Well not quite. I bought her a pair of bicycle clips for the princely sum of £1.50. Bizarrely she was very happy with said gift!

So can anyone lower the bar?

[eharding]

srebbe64 said:

I bought her a pair of bicycle clips for the princely sum of £1.50. Bizarrely she was very happy with said gift!

I don't think you've thought this one through.....either, as we speak, you are in casualty having said cycle-clips removed from a part of your anatomy that was never designed to be stretched to the dimension of the average cycle-clip...or you are about to be.

[PhantomHumper]

She will get you a divorce for your birthday, will cost her fk all.

[Nolar Dog]

Plenty of times I've spent absolutely nothing on gifts.

It's easy and saves a fortune on wrapping paper too.

[cyb]

This was by far the cheapest

[deviant]

A transformer.

[The Excession]

srebbe64 said:

So can anyone lower the bar?

Oh

Many moons ago I presented myself to my then gf and declared to her 'Happy Birthday!'.
She didn't ask so I offered 'I've got something for you...'
'What? Where is it?' she asked excitedly.
'Here' I said, dropped my bags and there was a pretty ribbon tied around my knob.

She loved it.

Sum cost? Zilch, I found the ribbon in one of her drawers.

[srebbe64]

The Excession said:

She loved it.

What is it with women and ribbon? Something to tie on the suitcases I guess!

[Stigette]

I got a 'hug' once

[srebbe64]

Stigette said:

I got a 'hug' once

Hmmm...now I'm wondering of I could have saved a couple of quid!

[eharding]

The Excession said:

'Here' I said, dropped my bags and there was a pretty ribbon tied around my knob.

There is a school of thought which says it was stock 3/4 inch gloss ribbon, and even if it was a triple-windsor knot, it still managed to hide your dignity.

[Stigette]

srebbe64 said:

Stigette said:

I got a 'hug' once

Hmmm...now I'm wondering of I could have saved a couple of quid!

Definitly, hugs are excellent!!

[The Excession]

srebbe64 said:

The Excession said:

She loved it.

What is it with women and ribbon? Something to tie on the suitcases I guess!

Yeah... whatever. I forgot to mention £1.50... you were robbed mate

[The Excession]

eharding said:

The Excession said:

'Here' I said, dropped my bags and there was a pretty ribbon tied around my knob.

There is a school of thought which says it was stock 3/4 inch gloss ribbon, and even if it was a triple-windsor knot, it still managed to hide your dignity.

Dunno what kind of schools you went to.....

[Vixpy1]

Stigette said:

srebbe64 said:

Stigette said:

I got a 'hug' once

Hmmm...now I'm wondering of I could have saved a couple of quid!

Definitly, hugs are excellent!!

I gave a woman a hug once, but to be fair she did'nt press charges.

[Colonial]

eharding said:

The Excession said:

'Here' I said, dropped my bags and there was a pretty ribbon tied around my knob.

There is a school of thought which says it was stock 3/4 inch gloss ribbon, and even if it was a triple-windsor knot, it still managed to hide your dignity.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term old school tie I guess.

[The Riddler]

Vixpy1 said:

Stigette said:

srebbe64 said:

Stigette said:

I got a 'hug' once

Hmmm...now I'm wondering of I could have saved a couple of quid!

Definitly, hugs are excellent!!

I gave a woman a hug once, but to be fair she did'nt press charges.

Please teach me?

[tomTVR]

The Riddler said:

Vixpy1 said:

Stigette said:

srebbe64 said:

Stigette said:

I got a 'hug' once

Hmmm...now I'm wondering of I could have saved a couple of quid!

Definitly, hugs are excellent!!

I gave a woman a hug once, but to be fair she did'nt press charges.

Please teach me?

Should have gone to church!

[The Riddler]

tomTVR said:

The Riddler said:

Vixpy1 said:

Stigette said:

srebbe64 said:

Stigette said:

I got a 'hug' once

Hmmm...now I'm wondering of I could have saved a couple of quid!

Definitly, hugs are excellent!!

I gave a woman a hug once, but to be fair she did'nt press charges.

Please teach me?

Should have gone to church!

He said a woman, not a boy.

[SMcP114]

The Riddler said:

tomTVR said:

The Riddler said:

Vixpy1 said:

Stigette said:

srebbe64 said:

Stigette said:

I got a 'hug' once

Hmmm...now I'm wondering of I could have saved a couple of quid!

Definitly, hugs are excellent!!

I gave a woman a hug once, but to be fair she did'nt press charges.

Please teach me?

Should have gone to church!

He said a woman, not a boy.

His loss then..