Paid to post...

[anonymous-user]

[redacted]

[escargot]

The first rule of being paid to post is...

[Gylen]

No-one actually gets paid to post. It's just deemed to be funny to pretend you are.

[dmitsi]

Well I would do, but the payment details are from Randy Benders Lovebox to discourage people showing them.

[Marcellus]

surely it could be argued that Garlick is paid to post as part of his job?

[cazzer]

Randy Bender is my wife's old boss in LA
For real.

[RupertTheFridge]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Would love to dude, but under the PH Select Committee Regulations, in order to prevent excessive tax loss, the terms & conditions prohibit these from being replicated. To undertake such an act would facilitate me being removed from the register and therefore losing my anual calculatable allowance.

Sorry mate, no can do, working towards my 2% reviewable increase in September 2009.

[dmitsi]

cazzer said:

Randy Bender is my wife's old boss in LA
For real.

She worked at the Lovebox, I probably did her.

[GTIR]

You guys!

I really didnt think anyone would fall for it, but.....

[RupertTheFridge]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

The desired effect has been achieved, my position is secure.....

[cazzer]

dmitsi said:

cazzer said:

Randy Bender is my wife's old boss in LA
For real.

She worked at the Lovebox, I probably did her.

Unfortunately not Digital Equipment Corp.
Hey ho...can't have everything.

[Famous Graham]

cazzer said:

Randy Bender is my wife's old boss in LA
For real.

Novell?

[ali_kat]

Gylen said:

No-one actually gets paid to post. It's just deemed to be funny to pretend you are.

You think?

[dmitsi]

ali_kat said:

Gylen said:

No-one actually gets paid to post. It's just deemed to be funny to pretend you are.

You think?

Ali, a two word post isn't worth the typing. I don't touch my keyboard for less than 12p.

Edited by dmitsi on Monday 23 March 18:23

[pokethepope]

dmitsi said:

ali_kat said:

Gylen said:

No-one actually gets paid to post. It's just deemed to be funny to pretend you are.

You think?

Ali, a two word post isn't worth the typing. I don't touch my keyboard for less than 12p.

Edited by dmitsi on Monday 23 March 18:23

How did you negotiate such a high figure? Were you being headhunted by a rival forum?

[G'kar]

pokethepope said:

dmitsi said:

ali_kat said:

Gylen said:

No-one actually gets paid to post. It's just deemed to be funny to pretend you are.

You think?

Ali, a two word post isn't worth the typing. I don't touch my keyboard for less than 12p.

Edited by dmitsi on Monday 23 March 18:23

How did you negotiate such a high figure? Were you being headhunted by a rival forum?

PH has no rival.

That's my sucking up bonus secured for March

[Gylen]

ali_kat said:

Gylen said:

No-one actually gets paid to post. It's just deemed to be funny to pretend you are.

You think?

What? That it's funny or that people don't get paid?

[RupertTheFridge]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Well, you see an Oxymorons is a proper subset of an expression called "contradictions in terms". What distinguishes oxymorons from other paradoxes and contradictions is that they are used intentionally, for rhetorical effect, and the contradiction is only apparent, as the combination of terms provides a novel expression of some concept.

So I leave it to you to decide! In the meantime I must check my online calculator to see what I need to offset before end of yeat accounts are due to the moderators.

[cazzer]

Famous Graham said:

cazzer said:

Randy Bender is my wife's old boss in LA
For real.

Novell?

He could have gone to novell when digital went tits up I spose.

[HRG]

Famous Graham said:

cazzer said:

Randy Bender is my wife's old boss in LA
For real.

Novell?

Not another CNE?