The first ever round thing

The first ever round thing

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AJS-

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15,366 posts

243 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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I spend a lot of time thinking about starting a new civilisation from scratch, whether after a nuclear war, or through a time travel accident or even just stuck on a remote island with no human settlement, and this one problem seems like the hardest to solve.

Supposing you are in that situation, food, fire, water and everything is taken care of so you set about mechanisation, as one does. Most things like pumps, metal tools and even an engine would be relatively straight forward once you had a lathe, and a lathe would be fairly easy once you had something that was round. But how do you get the first ever round thing?

How would you go about this?

robinhood21

30,849 posts

239 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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I suggest one starts with a course in the art of a blacksmith.

NiceCupOfTea

25,313 posts

258 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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using string/pencil/paper/pin (or post-apocolyptic equivalents) draw a circle?

AJS-

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15,366 posts

243 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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But how would you cut it out? I'm talking cave man levels of technology here so even assuming you could get a vine and a stick pin, you could draw a circle on the ground or on a bit of wood, but then how would you cut one with any sort of accuracy? Not that I suppose it would have to be 100% true, but even close enough to use for making other things.

anonymous-user

61 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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AJS- said:
But how would you cut it out? I'm talking cave man levels of technology here so even assuming you could get a vine and a stick pin, you could draw a circle on the ground or on a bit of wood, but then how would you cut one with any sort of accuracy? Not that I suppose it would have to be 100% true, but even close enough to use for making other things.
Wait for the aliens - they'll bring laser cutters and all sorts of cool stuff just as they did for the Egyptians wink

FourWheelDrift

89,637 posts

291 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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The same way they did originally, hit a piece of stone with a slight harder piece of stone and work it into the shape you need.

MrV

2,748 posts

235 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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AJS- said:
But how would you cut it out? I'm talking cave man levels of technology here so even assuming you could get a vine and a stick pin, you could draw a circle on the ground or on a bit of wood, but then how would you cut one with any sort of accuracy? Not that I suppose it would have to be 100% true, but even close enough to use for making other things.
Flint to cut with and guessing you would just use the straightest sticks you could find to start with

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

202 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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AJS- said:
But how do you get the first ever round thing?

How would you go about this?
Don't worry yourself.
Someone will be selling one on ebay. hehe

Steamer

13,972 posts

220 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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AJS- said:
I spend a lot of TOO MUCH time thinking... But how do you get the first ever round thing?

How would you go about this?
I would poke someone's eye out with a pencil and then draw round it.

...Its my 'civilisation' - I make the rules! judge


Checkmate

650 posts

214 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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A pole lathe?



Crazy hair optional.

AJS-

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15,366 posts

243 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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I had no idea there would be an Association of Pole Lathe Turners

http://www.bodgers.org.uk/index.php

I want to build one now

Nobody You Know

8,422 posts

200 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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Surely if you found a quite 'round' tree trunk and chopped it down you could cut sections to make wheels and mechanisms?

Anyway, no matter where you are or what has happened there will be a Toyota Hi-Lux somewhere close that will work.


fido

17,282 posts

262 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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after a few iterations with that device in the picture above, you should be able to make perfectly round pieces of wood from which you can make other round items .. anything that rotate an equal distance from the centre will be round .. ellipses are much much harder and require some maths.

AJS-

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15,366 posts

243 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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Toyota Hilux's aren't round though, and have nothing round on them. It might make a good anvil.

I could probably live longer without an elipse. The pole lathe will be the first mechanical device of my civilisation.


Hammerwerfer

3,234 posts

247 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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AJS- said:
Toyota Hilux's aren't round though, and have nothing round on them.
Most of the ones I've seen have round wheels on them.

PeteG

4,275 posts

218 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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Hammerwerfer said:
AJS- said:
Toyota Hilux's aren't round though, and have nothing round on them.
Most of the ones I've seen have round wheels on them.
And pulleys, and probably a fair few cogs to boot.

anonymous-user

61 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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FourWheelDrift said:
The same way they did originally, hit a piece of stone with a slight harder piece of stone and work it into the shape you need.
That was my thought too.

It seems very simple. hehe

wargriff

1,899 posts

209 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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The Sun

Brink

1,505 posts

215 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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Bodging:

Bodging is the traditional craft of a creating chair legs and braces. A chair-bodger works with green-wood using portable tools including a pole-lathe to turn chair legs and such.


Thus bodgers made the first round things from wood. The modern use of the word is very different, of course.

But your first tool would still need to be something sharp, possibly a flint knife.

steve.c

11,445 posts

216 months

Sunday 22nd March 2009
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The caveman in the following should give you an idea of how to make a round thing and how to put it to good use!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSYew5yqlIw&fea...