oh bugger

[Kill Mandelson]

Had a few drinks, decided the munchies neede satisfying. Short version is got to chopping. Now have food on the worktop and a frickin melted chopping board in th eoven. wifes due home soon too. As i said, oh bugger

[deviant]

You should try peeing on it

[anonymous-user]

Kill Mandelson said:

Had a few drinks, decided the munchies neede satisfying. Short version is got to chopping. Now have food on the worktop and a frickin melted chopping board in th eoven. wifes due home soon too. As i said, oh bugger

you put your chopping board in the oven and left the food on the side?

That must have been quite a thing to do considering you would have to scoop the food onto the side to place the chopping board in the oven?

Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 19th March 22:57

[A1GOY]

Darwin said:

That really is quite special

Well done.

[AJS-]

This requires much greater explanation, and ideally pictures.

[Zoki]

deviant said:

You should try peeing on it

Pictures are needed though! Not of the peeing I should add but of the melted chopping board!

Edited by Zoki on Thursday 19th March 23:13

[Sheets Tabuer]

Grow a pair, the wife is due home soon ffs. All you did was melt a chopping board not get caught masterbating wearing her pants

When she comes in preemtivly cuff her across the ears incase she gets ideas about going mad.

[SellerOfSin]

10 points. Good work.

[Heathwood]

Sheets Tabuer said:

get caught masterbating wearing her pants

I can still think of much worse..

[911motorsport]

deviant said:

You should try peeing on it

[Nobody You Know]

Another PH member going to change their username in the morning?

[Shaw Tarse]

911motorsport said:

deviant said:

You should try peeing on it

Care to explain?
Or put the kettle on?

[Ron Burgundy]

Hide it under the carpet

[AJS-]

Too late. I reckon he's already getting an ear bashing by now.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Heathwood said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

get caught masterbating wearing her pants

I can still think of much worse..

You like to think so eh, bloody women.

[spikeyhead]

So you're drunk enough to put the chopping board in the oven but sober enough to post on here?

bloody funny though

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Shaw Tarse said:

911motorsport said:

deviant said:

You should try peeing on it

Care to explain?
Or put the kettle on?

[maser_spyder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Y3AsZ19Hc

Bugger.

[deviant]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Heathwood said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

get caught masterbating wearing her pants

I can still think of much worse..

You like to think so eh, bloody women.

Depends if he was wearing headphones or not.

[Urban_Ninja]

I think the worst would be 'plesuring' one's self into the kettle while wearing the missus knicknacks, while sitting in the front room watching porn with your headphones on.

that would end with a 335D(mapped) tearing away with the missus inside to go to santa pod.

Edited by Urban_Ninja on Friday 20th March 02:04