Free newspaper handouts GRRRR....

Free newspaper handouts GRRRR....

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isee

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3,713 posts

190 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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Spured on by the chuggers thread.
Is anyone else annoyed with the people standing in the middle of a tube exit or talking up half of the side of the raod and make the congestion even worse by practically blocking you from moving on by extending their arm, clutching a newspaper?

I mean I am not against them existing, but FFS, if I want a newspaper I will ask you for it or make it clear in some way (eyecontact, extendign my hand, etc) that I want the fking thing.

Seriously. It's a rush hour, lots of people on the street struggling to not bump into each other as it is is bad enough without some guy standing on one side of it flailing his hands with no regard that someone might have had to do a pedestrian equivalent of an emergency stop because of him.

Sheets Tabuer

19,648 posts

222 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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This annoys me immensely.

Matt p

1,051 posts

215 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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Its gotta the london lite brigade surely!

pokethepope

2,665 posts

195 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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And they're a load of ste, the Metro is the best IMO but even that is only on a par with Sun/Star/Mirror. Thank god for City AM.

Bounty Hunter

746 posts

248 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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Either rugby tackle them or take the paper, walk 2m then throw on floor - They will learn who you are if its you regular route (the guy handing them outside my office now avoids me)

isee

Original Poster:

3,713 posts

190 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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Bounty Hunter said:
Either rugby tackle them or take the paper, walk 2m then throw on floor - They will learn who you are if its you regular route (the guy handing them outside my office now avoids me)
Oooooh I like the walking 2m idea. might be more ffective if i drop it immeiately upon receiving it?
And yes there is one in the MIDDLE of the exit out of the tube station that I walk out of every morning and one on the street I take when walking back to work...

won't I get done for literring though?

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

202 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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Stop right in front of him and gaze openly at him until he moves.

That'll learn him.

JonX2C

820 posts

217 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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outside leicester square tube is a nightmare

Martial Arts Man

6,629 posts

193 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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isee said:
Bounty Hunter said:
Either rugby tackle them or take the paper, walk 2m then throw on floor - They will learn who you are if its you regular route (the guy handing them outside my office now avoids me)
Oooooh I like the walking 2m idea. might be more ffective if i drop it immeiately upon receiving it?
And yes there is one in the MIDDLE of the exit out of the tube station that I walk out of every morning and one on the street I take when walking back to work...

won't I get done for literring though?
If you don't get done for it, the guy who handed it to you will.

At least here in Brum, anybody handing out or "distributing free matter" has to have a permit from the council (£250 tax!). Part of the terms and conditions are that the distributor has to collect any discarded "matter" within a 100yrd radius of where he is positioned, on the pain of reprimand, permit confiscation and a big fine.

I presume something similar operates in London.....

isee

Original Poster:

3,713 posts

190 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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Martial Arts Man said:
isee said:
Bounty Hunter said:
Either rugby tackle them or take the paper, walk 2m then throw on floor - They will learn who you are if its you regular route (the guy handing them outside my office now avoids me)
Oooooh I like the walking 2m idea. might be more ffective if i drop it immeiately upon receiving it?
And yes there is one in the MIDDLE of the exit out of the tube station that I walk out of every morning and one on the street I take when walking back to work...

won't I get done for literring though?
If you don't get done for it, the guy who handed it to you will.

At least here in Brum, anybody handing out or "distributing free matter" has to have a permit from the council (£250 tax!). Part of the terms and conditions are that the distributor has to collect any discarded "matter" within a 100yrd radius of where he is positioned, on the pain of reprimand, permit confiscation and a big fine.

I presume something similar operates in London.....
Well that's just fantastic news, but will *I* get done for it by say a policeman or a community support officer?

Martial Arts Man

6,629 posts

193 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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isee said:
Martial Arts Man said:
isee said:
Bounty Hunter said:
Either rugby tackle them or take the paper, walk 2m then throw on floor - They will learn who you are if its you regular route (the guy handing them outside my office now avoids me)
Oooooh I like the walking 2m idea. might be more ffective if i drop it immeiately upon receiving it?
And yes there is one in the MIDDLE of the exit out of the tube station that I walk out of every morning and one on the street I take when walking back to work...

won't I get done for literring though?
If you don't get done for it, the guy who handed it to you will.

At least here in Brum, anybody handing out or "distributing free matter" has to have a permit from the council (£250 tax!). Part of the terms and conditions are that the distributor has to collect any discarded "matter" within a 100yrd radius of where he is positioned, on the pain of reprimand, permit confiscation and a big fine.

I presume something similar operates in London.....
Well that's just fantastic news, but will *I* get done for it by say a policeman or a community support officer?
Just make sure they don't see you....

HTH biggrin

Bounty Hunter

746 posts

248 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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isee said:
Martial Arts Man said:
isee said:
Bounty Hunter said:
Either rugby tackle them or take the paper, walk 2m then throw on floor - They will learn who you are if its you regular route (the guy handing them outside my office now avoids me)
Oooooh I like the walking 2m idea. might be more ffective if i drop it immeiately upon receiving it?
And yes there is one in the MIDDLE of the exit out of the tube station that I walk out of every morning and one on the street I take when walking back to work...

won't I get done for literring though?
If you don't get done for it, the guy who handed it to you will.

At least here in Brum, anybody handing out or "distributing free matter" has to have a permit from the council (£250 tax!). Part of the terms and conditions are that the distributor has to collect any discarded "matter" within a 100yrd radius of where he is positioned, on the pain of reprimand, permit confiscation and a big fine.

I presume something similar operates in London.....
Well that's just fantastic news, but will *I* get done for it by say a policeman or a community support officer?
Possibly - But I see that as a risk worth taking..... You will only have to do it a couple of times. Make sure you look back at the guy when you drop it so he remembers you face.

Maybe I’m inciting terror – How many days can they lock me up for?

funkyol

1,816 posts

226 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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Really doesn't bother me to be honest

tig

143 posts

270 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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I find one of these keeps them at bay :-

http://www.rothenberger-tool-uk-sales-and-hire.co....


UncappedTag

2,102 posts

192 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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Man if this bothers you, you really have low patience thresholds the lot of ya tongue out. They are only trying to make a living as I assume the more they hand out the more money they earn. If I was in the same position I would prob lug em all in the Thames and go home.

BoRED S2upid

20,348 posts

247 months

Thursday 19th March 2009
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No. What annoys me is the fekin lambs bleeting in the fields and the phesants doing a chicken run across the road when im trying to get to work. Its rush hour (In London) for god sake stop your incessant bleeting.