Some people

[pits]

Yesterday I was having some work done on the car, had a few hours to kill, so walked into the city center and aimlessly wondered for an hour or so.

I am going through the arcade, when I came across a bit of bustle at a stall, so I stopped had a look to see what was going on. The stall was 2 guys buying anything gold, any condition, with or without hallmark for cash.

This is what I caught over the conversation A=Guy buying B=Bint

A. I am sorry but I am only offering you £10 for the lot, its not worth anymore
B.Yes it is, I paid a lot for that
A.You might have I am not disputing the fact, but it isnt worth anymore than that sorry
B.Yes it is, that is high qaulity jewellery(sp?)
A.No its not, this Elizabeth Duke, it really isnt that good at all
B.So your saying Argos ripped me off, they woudlnt do that they are a big high street chain, I think your trying to rip me off
A.Think what you will, fact still remains, this is cheap tat which no one who has any idea about gold would not buy, utterly awfull, me offering you £10 which I am going to loose out on as I will probably just chuck it in the bin or a charity shop sorry.

Fat chav bint storms off, now I am crying with laughter, the guy is just shaking his head with the look of *give me something blunt to insert into my skull please


Second one, on my third walk around through the arcade, they had a health and beauty stall, with some young guy working on there been very patronising to the old ladies, however he picked the wrong lady to be patronising to
A=Seller
B=Lady with a very strong Scottish accent

A.Hello there young lady can I....
B.YOUNG!!! I am sixty fking three ya patronising little st, and your calling me young
A....uh....
B.Now ps off ya little gobste, I am busy!


Short but effective, this aswell ended up with near enough on the floor crying with laughter, the guys face was priceless, having some old Scottish lady berrating him in a busy arcade.

Sorry I felt I had to share, it made me laugh and it might bring a smile to the faces of you lot

[Eddh]

Made me laugh, usually why I try and avoid these types of places though!

[ben_reza]

cant beat a bit of people watching.

[pits]

The Scottish lady was the icing on the cake for me, my cheeks hurt for an hour

[isee]

HAts off to the scottish lady, I just cannot stand that personality type you have described...
Patronising spotty little schmuck!
I bet he was wearing a suit with a tie and had a really "trendy" spiky hairdo... you know the ype that ALL university age people have to try and look different?

[pits]

Actually yes he was identical to that description

[Eddh]

isee said:

I bet he was wearing a suit with a tie and had a really "trendy" spiky hairdo... you know the ype that ALL university age people have to try and look different?

I have short spiky hair and often wear a suit

I have a job though!

[SirTainly]

pointy shoes too ?

[Asterix]

SirTainly said:

pointy shoes too ?

Unless he was Lebanese - probably not

[ShadownINja]

As Ricky Gervais replied in Ghost Town on being asked if he had a problem with crowds, "It's the individuals in the crowds."

[isee]

Eddh said:

isee said:

I bet he was wearing a suit with a tie and had a really "trendy" spiky hairdo... you know the ype that ALL university age people have to try and look different?

I have short spiky hair and often wear a suit

I have a job though!

So does the patronising prick we are talking about in this thread. What's your point?

[pits]

isee said:

Eddh said:

isee said:

I bet he was wearing a suit with a tie and had a really "trendy" spiky hairdo... you know the ype that ALL university age people have to try and look different?

I have short spiky hair and often wear a suit

I have a job though!

So does the patronising prick we are talking about in this thread. What's your point?