They will be in the last place you look

[Silent1]

Why do people say this?

of course they fking will be, because i'll stop looking then you tts.

[andy400]

You are Billy Connolly AICMFP.

[B16JUS]

you been watching too much lee evans !

[Silent1]

I don't watch lee evans, he's far too enthusiastic.

As for billy conolly, perhaps, but i don't remember him saying it.

It's just a fking inane statement to make that makes me want to commit violence.

[Einion Yrth]

If I say it it's generally intended as what is known as 'a feeble witticism'. The idiocy of the statement is not lost on me.

[andy400]

I totally agree with your sentiment, Silent1, but it was much funnier when Billy said it!

[Superhoop]

Yeah, very Billy Connolly, but still so true.

I think he also mentioned people asking 'where was the last place you saw them?' Another equally stupid line, as again, if you knew the answer, you wouldn't be looking.

Edited by Superhoop on Thursday 19th March 09:44

[Matt_N]

Also 'where did you last leave / see them?'

If I knew that I wouldn't be looking for them would I!

[Lord Pikey]

But, sometimes its wrong. Because sometimes you look for a item in a drawer and miss it the first time. So technically it was not the last place you looked but the 3rd (eg) and the last.

Or maybe thats just me.

I have managed to loose two security passes in two weeks for work. Im not very popular.

[Silent1]

Lord Pikey said:

But, sometimes its wrong. Because sometimes you look for a item in a drawer and miss it the first time. So technically it was not the last place you looked but the 3rd (eg) and the last.

Or maybe thats just me.

I have managed to loose two security passes in two weeks for work. Im not very popular.

Are they RFID?

Some nokias can clone an RFID tag so you can use your phone as your card.

[Lord Pikey]

[quote=Silent1Are they RFID?

Some nokias can clone an RFID tag so you can use your phone as your card.
[/quote]

Sweet!

I wonder what will happen to me breaking onto a NATO base doing that...

Being hit by a SA80 round doesnt hurt that much does it?

[marshalla]

Silent1 said:

Why do people say this?

of course they fking will be, because i'll stop looking then you tts.

You might - I don't. Especially if someone has said that to me....

[Silent1]

Lord Pikey said:

[quote=Silent1Are they RFID?

Some nokias can clone an RFID tag so you can use your phone as your card.

Sweet!

I wonder what will happen to me breaking onto a NATO base doing that...

Being hit by a SA80 round doesnt hurt that much does it?

You think a squaddie with 1 day refresher ever year could hit the broadside of a barn at 100yds?

A good friend of mine who used to be head of the guards at aldermaston went on a training day with all the guards and was utterly shocked at how bad they were.

Admittedly they did have M16s though.