can't find any fresh rants

can't find any fresh rants

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isee

Original Poster:

3,713 posts

190 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Have there not been any popcorn worthy rants today (preferably of yesterday's Currys calibre)?
I need my rantataiment

FarleyRusk

1,036 posts

218 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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You should be fking livid that there are no rants worthy. Perhaps a furious diatribe against the lazy s that make up the shower who post here would have sufficed? No instead a lame whinge. Are you a man or a mouse?

-5/10 for wasting my time

Mattygooner

5,301 posts

211 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Well i just can't believe the banks....

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

255 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Rantataiment?

What sort of a sham of a bleedin word is that?

I take it you meant Rantaintertainment?

I dunno, 85% of the half-wit imbeciles can't even make up a good word nowadays, the other 15% think the immigrants fking did it.

What is the point of this crap?

Anyway, back to the thread. wink

Martial Arts Man

6,629 posts

193 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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isee said:
Have there not been any popcorn worthy rants today (preferably of yesterday's Currys calibre)?
I need my rantataiment
You could have had a good old rant about there being no rants. Therefore, it is your fault!!!!

wink

juice

8,865 posts

289 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Try here..

http://www.pa kin.org/complaint/

I just Generated one for "Winky Mcfknut" and I'm gob-smacked !!

Random Rant Generator said:
I can only hope the readers of this letter are as outraged as I am at Mr. Winky mc fknut. The following text regards my complaints of recent days against Mr. fknut and his subtle but anti-democratic attempts to tell us how to live, what to say, what to think, what to know, and—most importantly—what not to know. People are looking for answers, not ideology. (Note the heroic restraint stopping me from saying that Mr. fknut will fail if we unite.) Wouldn't it be wonderful if we lived in a world without the worst kinds of deplorable psychics I've ever seen? Is it any wonder that to him, acting like a conceited vigilante is a lot of fun? The central paradox of Mr. fknut's theatrics, the twist that makes Mr. fknut's opuscula so irresistible to caustic cadgers, is that these people truly believe that Mr. fknut acts in the name of equality and social justice.

There are other strains of conformism active today, and the siren calls of those movements may mesmerize deranged scaramouches whose maledicent behavior blinds them to historical lessons. Of course, this sounds simple, but in reality, the real issue is simple: He broadens his appeal by seeking influence and adherents in the pessimism movement. Yes, terrorism is dangerous. Mr. fknut's jaundiced version of it is doubly so.

One does not have to palm off our present situation as the compelling ground for worldwide denominationalism in order to rise to the challenge of thwarting Mr. fknut's lascivious plans. It is a disgraceful person who believes otherwise. Think of all the lives that could be saved if we would just turn random, senseless violence into meaningful action. It is difficult, if not impossible, for people to come up with an accurate conclusion if the only information Mr. fknut has given them is false. Whatever weight we accord to that fact, we may be confident that Mr. fknut swears that we should avoid personal responsibility. Clearly, he's living in a world of make-believe, with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats. Back in the real world, if I had to choose the most impertinent specimen from Mr. fknut's welter of anal-retentive gabble, it would have to be Mr. fknut's claim that he has a "special" perspective on stoicism that carries with it a "special" right to scrawl pro-officialism graffiti over everything. Okay, I've written enough for one letter, so let me just finish by saying that Mr. Winky mc fknut's announcements are shrouded in a fog of anti-intellectualism.
Edited by juice on Wednesday 18th March 15:47

isee

Original Poster:

3,713 posts

190 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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FarleyRusk said:
You should be fking livid that there are no rants worthy. Perhaps a furious diatribe against the lazy s that make up the shower who post here would have sufficed? No instead a lame whinge. Are you a man or a mouse?

-5/10 for wasting my time
this is really fked up!
All it takes is enquire as to where have all the rants have gone and one get's shwored with abuse by some fkwits! What the fk is the world coming to? Back in my day one could get a wellington boot shoved down one's throat for addressing a stranger like this. But of course nowadays every mouse feels like a MAN behind the safety of their bacteria infested keyboard!!!

How the fk do you think you fking are assuming that your time is so valuable? I don't give two tosses about wasting your time! How the fk do you think I am going to get reimbursed for MY time, which I have wasted by reading your post and THEN replying to it?

Do you have any idea the loss of productivity I have suffered by taking the time to wind myself up enough to write this!?!

Next time you go rating me with a NEGATIVE number on a (assumed) scale of 0-10 THINK of the pain you cause with your hurtful comment you pathetic excuse for (insert your favourite derogatory term here)!!!!



P.S. Dear FarleyRusk, I hope you find this post of a higher standard and reconsider your earlier rating.

yours Faithfully

ISee

Martial Arts Man

6,629 posts

193 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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isee said:
FarleyRusk said:
You should be fking livid that there are no rants worthy. Perhaps a furious diatribe against the lazy s that make up the shower who post here would have sufficed? No instead a lame whinge. Are you a man or a mouse?

-5/10 for wasting my time
this is really fked up!
All it takes is enquire as to where have all the rants have gone and one get's shwored with abuse by some fkwits! What the fk is the world coming to? Back in my day one could get a wellington boot shoved down one's throat for addressing a stranger like this. But of course nowadays every mouse feels like a MAN behind the safety of their bacteria infested keyboard!!!

How the fk do you think you fking are assuming that your time is so valuable? I don't give two tosses about wasting your time! How the fk do you think I am going to get reimbursed for MY time, which I have wasted by reading your post and THEN replying to it?

Do you have any idea the loss of productivity I have suffered by taking the time to wind myself up enough to write this!?!

Next time you go rating me with a NEGATIVE number on a (assumed) scale of 0-10 THINK of the pain you cause with your hurtful comment you pathetic excuse for (insert your favourite derogatory term here)!!!!



P.S. Dear FarleyRusk, I hope you find this post of a higher standard and reconsider your earlier rating.

yours Faithfully

ISee
That's better....feel good now? biggrin

FarleyRusk

1,036 posts

218 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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isee said:
FarleyRusk said:
You should be fking livid that there are no rants worthy. Perhaps a furious diatribe against the lazy s that make up the shower who post here would have sufficed? No instead a lame whinge. Are you a man or a mouse?

-5/10 for wasting my time
this is really fked up!
All it takes is enquire as to where have all the rants have gone and one get's shwored with abuse by some fkwits! What the fk is the world coming to? Back in my day one could get a wellington boot shoved down one's throat for addressing a stranger like this. But of course nowadays every mouse feels like a MAN behind the safety of their bacteria infested keyboard!!!

How the fk do you think you fking are assuming that your time is so valuable? I don't give two tosses about wasting your time! How the fk do you think I am going to get reimbursed for MY time, which I have wasted by reading your post and THEN replying to it?

Do you have any idea the loss of productivity I have suffered by taking the time to wind myself up enough to write this!?!

Next time you go rating me with a NEGATIVE number on a (assumed) scale of 0-10 THINK of the pain you cause with your hurtful comment you pathetic excuse for (insert your favourite derogatory term here)!!!!



P.S. Dear FarleyRusk, I hope you find this post of a higher standard and reconsider your earlier rating.

yours Faithfully

ISee
Much better. You got a chuckle from me for that so have a 7/10 laugh

FourWheelDrift

89,640 posts

291 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Loads of rants here (left of the screen) - http://www.pistonheads.com/rants/Default.asp?story...

Proper rants smile

isee

Original Poster:

3,713 posts

190 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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FarleyRusk said:
isee said:
FarleyRusk said:
You should be fking livid that there are no rants worthy. Perhaps a furious diatribe against the lazy s that make up the shower who post here would have sufficed? No instead a lame whinge. Are you a man or a mouse?

-5/10 for wasting my time
this is really fked up!
All it takes is enquire as to where have all the rants have gone and one get's shwored with abuse by some fkwits! What the fk is the world coming to? Back in my day one could get a wellington boot shoved down one's throat for addressing a stranger like this. But of course nowadays every mouse feels like a MAN behind the safety of their bacteria infested keyboard!!!

How the fk do you think you fking are assuming that your time is so valuable? I don't give two tosses about wasting your time! How the fk do you think I am going to get reimbursed for MY time, which I have wasted by reading your post and THEN replying to it?

Do you have any idea the loss of productivity I have suffered by taking the time to wind myself up enough to write this!?!

Next time you go rating me with a NEGATIVE number on a (assumed) scale of 0-10 THINK of the pain you cause with your hurtful comment you pathetic excuse for (insert your favourite derogatory term here)!!!!



P.S. Dear FarleyRusk, I hope you find this post of a higher standard and reconsider your earlier rating.

yours Faithfully

ISee
Much better. You got a chuckle from me for that so have a 7/10 laugh
Thanks! feeling much better now... Just re-read it and OMGed at the amount of typos... I bet that cost me a point or two

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

255 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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isee said:
FarleyRusk said:
isee said:
FarleyRusk said:
You should be fking livid that there are no rants worthy. Perhaps a furious diatribe against the lazy s that make up the shower who post here would have sufficed? No instead a lame whinge. Are you a man or a mouse?

-5/10 for wasting my time
this is really fked up!
All it takes is enquire as to where have all the rants have gone and one get's shwored with abuse by some fkwits! What the fk is the world coming to? Back in my day one could get a wellington boot shoved down one's throat for addressing a stranger like this. But of course nowadays every mouse feels like a MAN behind the safety of their bacteria infested keyboard!!!

How the fk do you think you fking are assuming that your time is so valuable? I don't give two tosses about wasting your time! How the fk do you think I am going to get reimbursed for MY time, which I have wasted by reading your post and THEN replying to it?

Do you have any idea the loss of productivity I have suffered by taking the time to wind myself up enough to write this!?!

Next time you go rating me with a NEGATIVE number on a (assumed) scale of 0-10 THINK of the pain you cause with your hurtful comment you pathetic excuse for (insert your favourite derogatory term here)!!!!



P.S. Dear FarleyRusk, I hope you find this post of a higher standard and reconsider your earlier rating.

yours Faithfully

ISee
Much better. You got a chuckle from me for that so have a 7/10 laugh
Thanks! feeling much better now... Just re-read it and OMGed at the amount of typos... I bet that cost me a point or two
1.5 to be exact. wink