WTF... you have to be kidding???
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So there i am doing some work from home enjoying a nice coffee, when i smell this burning smell..... Thinking WTF I quickly look around the flat and notice its strongest in the bedroom were the window is open....
Look outside and my neighbour who has a 40ft by 20ft veggy plot has decided to burn all of last years crop that was left over.... not only is he doing that but burning up against one of his neighbours walls....
6/7ft by 10ft of garden waste is going up in smoke and a help of a lot of it at that.
Now this wouldnt be so bad if i lived in the sticks.... but i dont, i live in Clapham... London.
Now thanks to this git my whole flat smells of smoke and looks like this burning thing could last a while.
I thought whilst in built up populated areas you could do bonfires like this?
f
king hell, if its not one neighbour with all night music, its another burning stuff....
Look outside and my neighbour who has a 40ft by 20ft veggy plot has decided to burn all of last years crop that was left over.... not only is he doing that but burning up against one of his neighbours walls....
6/7ft by 10ft of garden waste is going up in smoke and a help of a lot of it at that.
Now this wouldnt be so bad if i lived in the sticks.... but i dont, i live in Clapham... London.
Now thanks to this git my whole flat smells of smoke and looks like this burning thing could last a while.
I thought whilst in built up populated areas you could do bonfires like this?
f
king hell, if its not one neighbour with all night music, its another burning stuff....
mackie1 said:
We have some fker doing the same thing in a allotments next to our office. !
The offices I used to work in were just across the road from a sewage plant - there is nothing like the smell of gently sun roasted human excrement as it wafts over your desk whilst you're having your lunch.ker doing the same thing in a allotments next to our office. !okgo said:
Lord Pikey said:
Supa-Soaker filled with petrol fired over the bonfire towards him=?
That will end in you getting dicked as the petrol burns back to where it came from and blows up in your hand.
Much better to put it in a bottle and lob it over. Don't worry about breaking the bottle, it'll go when it gets hot enough anyway 
rhinochopig said:
mackie1 said:
We have some fker doing the same thing in a allotments next to our office. !
The offices I used to work in were just across the road from a sewage plant - there is nothing like the smell of gently sun roasted human excrement as it wafts over your desk whilst you're having your lunch.ker doing the same thing in a allotments next to our office. !Sorry I'm with the neighbour on this one. There's something admirably selfish about starting a big bonfire in a small garden in Clapham. A sort of wanton denial of the fact that he lives in a densely populated suburb of a big city. Like a gentle warning that he might start spraying manure from a tractor tomorrow, or turn up on a horse.
I think an appropriate comeback would be to let your pigs loose on his vegetable patch, or build a massive great haystack in his parking space.
I think an appropriate comeback would be to let your pigs loose on his vegetable patch, or build a massive great haystack in his parking space.
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