Bartender Told Me My License isn't Real!

Bartender Told Me My License isn't Real!

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collateral

Original Poster:

7,238 posts

225 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Out for a pint at lunch, for whatever reason they decided to card me (6'4, 25, with a weeks worth of stubble - go figure). Shone the light (UV?) on the front but said because there was no hologram on the back it 'wasn't acceptable and I should call the DVLA' practically accusing me of having a fake. After I kicked off a bit he said my long-expired US license was fine. rolleyes

Anyone else experienced this? Another symptom of the drinking backlash?

Edited by collateral on Monday 16th March 18:01

okgo

39,352 posts

205 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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You're lying about your appearance.

HTH

Edited by okgo on Monday 16th March 17:44

sstein

6,249 posts

261 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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collateral said:
Out for a pint at lunch, for whatever reason they decided to card me (6'4, 25, with a weeks worth of stubble - go figure). Shone the light (UV?) on the front but said because there was no hologram on the back it 'wasn't acceptable and I should call the DVLA' practically accusing my of having a fake. After I kicked off a bit he said my long expired US license was fine. rolleyes

Anyone else experienced this? Another symptom of the drinking backlash?
Is he saying your driving licence should have a hologram on the back ??

What sort of hologram ? Mines doesn't have any hologram either. I reckon he's talking nonsense!

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Stuart

pokethepope

2,665 posts

195 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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5'4", 15, bum fluff 'tache?

elster

17,517 posts

217 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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I guess he just didn't want you in there.


Oakey

27,804 posts

223 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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sstein said:
collateral said:
Out for a pint at lunch, for whatever reason they decided to card me (6'4, 25, with a weeks worth of stubble - go figure). Shone the light (UV?) on the front but said because there was no hologram on the back it 'wasn't acceptable and I should call the DVLA' practically accusing my of having a fake. After I kicked off a bit he said my long expired US license was fine. rolleyes

Anyone else experienced this? Another symptom of the drinking backlash?
Is he saying your driving licence should have a hologram on the back ??

What sort of hologram ? Mines doesn't have any hologram either. I reckon he's talking nonsense!

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Stuart
Pretty sure new ones have a hologram.

Eric Mc

122,858 posts

272 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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He probably was alerted to its falseness by the fact that the word "licence" was spelt incorrectly on it.

Austin.J

888 posts

199 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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17, cant grow face hair to save my life, been id'd once and got away with my REAL id, hope that makes you feel better. smile


Isoproturon1

3,627 posts

208 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Eric Mc said:
He probably was alerted to its falseness by the fact that the word "licence" was spelt incorrectly on it.
smile

Dave^

7,519 posts

260 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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i received a revised photocard when i altered my address....

it has a hologram of a steering wheel on it....

i'm assuming this is what the oik behind the bar was reffering to....

"a little knowledge is dangerous" as they say....

collateral

Original Poster:

7,238 posts

225 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Eric Mc said:
He probably was alerted to its falseness by the fact that the word "licence" was spelt incorrectly on it.
Must be why he accepted the US one wink

Zad

12,762 posts

243 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Ask to see the manager, because his door staff are accusing you of fraud. Good luck with that though...

collateral

Original Poster:

7,238 posts

225 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Zad said:
Ask to see the manager, because his door staff are accusing you of fraud. Good luck with that though...
I really wish I did in retrospect, although he probably was the manager rolleyes

andy_s

19,607 posts

266 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Lucky you didn't have it confiscated as some other unfortunate on here did.

Gun

13,432 posts

225 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Your license didn't look like this did it??


Cotty

40,319 posts

291 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Oakey said:
Pretty sure new ones have a hologram.
Old paper ones do not have a hologram. evil

collateral

Original Poster:

7,238 posts

225 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Gun said:
Your license didn't look like this did it??

hehethumbup

Try MA and add a mullet, lose the glasses and you wouldn't be far off!

For some reason the photo on my UK one has a disturbing resemblance to a stoned Hitler sans tasche...

eldar

22,781 posts

203 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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collateral said:
For some reason the photo on my UK one has a disturbing resemblance to a stoned Hitler sans tasche...
Everyones photo looks like that!

Cheeky Jim

1,276 posts

287 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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What is it with US bars now? I was in San Fran just before christmas and virtually every bar asked for ID.... I'm 35! my pal I was with is 41 and we do not look 'under 21' no matter how you look at us!

Bob Loblaw

466 posts

212 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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I got asked for ID in a bar over here, so I showed the bouncer my US passport.

He immediately claimed it was fake. "They don't look like that, I've been to America you know." rolleyes