Feck...35..that's it, I've reached the end.....

[Penny-lope]

So today, or actually yesterday was actually my last day of being 34

Best mate dragged me to the pub tonight for a few sups....hmmm nice chap in the corner...usual dark hair and specs...wink wink, nod nod....as you do

But oh no, I get chatted up by a bald headed, ginger eyebrowed, short arsed hobbit

So is this what I am now reduced to????

[steviegasgas]

Yep, scary thing for you was he was out on a grab a granny night!! Tee Hee,

[AlexKP]

Cara Van Man was there?

[Penny-lope]

steviegasgas said:

Yep, scary thing for you was he was out on a grab a granny night!! Tee Hee,

[Famous Graham]

Penny-lope said:

So today, or actually yesterday was actually my last day of being 34

Best mate dragged me to the pub tonight for a few sups....hmmm nice chap in the corner...usual dark hair and specs...wink wink, nod nod....as you do

But oh no, I get chatted up by a bald headed, ginger eyebrowed, short arsed hobbit

So is this what I am now reduced to????

Thanks

[130R]

I think you get a cheap bus pass soon, so something to look forward to

[Penny-lope]

Famous Graham said:

Penny-lope said:

So today, or actually yesterday was actually my last day of being 34

Best mate dragged me to the pub tonight for a few sups....hmmm nice chap in the corner...usual dark hair and specs...wink wink, nod nod....as you do

But oh no, I get chatted up by a bald headed, ginger eyebrowed, short arsed hobbit

So is this what I am now reduced to????

Thanks

You have hair!

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Congrats on your birthday babe. I too am 35 and it really goes downhill from now on. Do what i did find a man of about 50. He'll treat you like a queen and make you feel 21 again. I've also found that they seem to be a lot better in the sack compared to these 30 second youngsters.

[Famous Graham]

Penny-lope said:

Famous Graham said:

Penny-lope said:

So today, or actually yesterday was actually my last day of being 34

Best mate dragged me to the pub tonight for a few sups....hmmm nice chap in the corner...usual dark hair and specs...wink wink, nod nod....as you do

But oh no, I get chatted up by a bald headed, ginger eyebrowed, short arsed hobbit

So is this what I am now reduced to????

Thanks

You have hair!

That profile pic is about 4 years old

[jamesc_1729]

Cheer up, from your profile pic you look absolutely adorable.
I'm sure there is someone out there to make you smile.
:-)

[eharding]

Penny-lope said:

wink wink, nod nod....as you do

Wink Wink Nod Nod is the traditional announcement of a Hobbit Second Breakfast. No wonder the poor little stumpy hairy-toed sod was confused....Hobbit's Second Breakfast is generally served at around 10:30 AM.

[Vixpy1]

you know, i'm an expert in female problems, and from what i read there is only one solution to your problems Penny...













Cock, and lots of it, in naughty plaves.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Penny-lope said:

So today, or actually yesterday was actually my last day of being 34

Best mate dragged me to the pub tonight for a few sups....hmmm nice chap in the corner...usual dark hair and specs...wink wink, nod nod....as you do

But oh no, I get chatted up by a bald headed, ginger eyebrowed, short arsed hobbit

So is this what I am now reduced to????

Yes but your scottish, beggers can't be choosers.

[Famous Graham]

Vixpy1 said:

Cock, and lots of it, in naughty plaves.

Is that a unit of measurement of cock, then?

"I'll have a naughty plave of cock, my good man."

[steedy27]

Id say your hot

[steviegasgas]

Maybe you have dark hair, specs, and also a short arse hobbit, he met the girl of his dreams tonight!! Poor guy, to meet her then to lose her in such a short time, ....maybe try this next time... haha.!!!!

[Penny-lope]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Penny-lope said:

So today, or actually yesterday was actually my last day of being 34

Best mate dragged me to the pub tonight for a few sups....hmmm nice chap in the corner...usual dark hair and specs...wink wink, nod nod....as you do

But oh no, I get chatted up by a bald headed, ginger eyebrowed, short arsed hobbit

So is this what I am now reduced to????

Yes but your scottish, beggers can't be choosers.

Horrid person
FG....ahhh well see that's why I always thought you were older than me

[Vixpy1]

Famous Graham said:

Vixpy1 said:

Cock, and lots of it, in naughty plaves.

Is that a unit of measurement of cock, then?

"I'll have a naughty plave of cock, my good man."

standard agreed europeen measumint

[eharding]

Famous Graham said:

Vixpy1 said:

Cock, and lots of it, in naughty plaves.

Is that a unit of measurement of cock, then?

"I'll have a naughty plave of cock, my good man."

Quoted for posterity.

[Chuffer]

First of all... It can't have been that bad?

Do I remember you saying you were looking at going to Aberdeen for your B'day? or am I confused? I'm sure you were looking for a hotel not long back.

If so, did you go?