Apparently I have been "Dream Cheating" again

[AlexKP]

The missus has woken up this morning and apparently was having a dream in which I was having an affair. She doesn't seem too happy with me now...and has virtually refused to go and make me a coffee.

Anyone else get accused of this?

[andy400]

Women = Mental.

Oh yes.

[Mst007]

Yes. I tease her like buggery though, which doesnt help. Its just that i cant resist having a pop at her for being mad at me for nothing. I likely make the situation 100% worse.

[Dracoro]

I think the key here is WHO you were dream cheating with.

If it was someone famous then fair enough, if it was her best mate/sister then.......

[pmanson]

My wife caught me burying the Mother In Law under the patio...





How ridiculus is that? We don't even have a patio.

[HRG]

anonymous said:

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Frequently... I find it makes me feel better if I boff one of her friends every time she does it

[thinfourth2]

pmanson said:

My wife caught me burying the Mother In Law under the patio...





How ridiculus is that? We don't even have a patio.

Well if you are going to the trouble to do the digging maybe it is a good time to get one

[Swilly]

Dracoro said:

I think the key here is WHO you were dream cheating with.

If it was someone famous then fair enough, if it was her best mate/sister then.......

No i think the key here is that HE didn't do anything. SHE did the dreaming.

Snap her out of it.

Sorry did i say snap.... i mean't slap !!

[jamesc_1729]

When she told you, you should have just said:
Oh really? Was she fit?

[Monkey Tennis]

I'm often accused of similar. We also 'dream argue' sometimes (which is odd since we very rarely fall out at all) - it often takes SWMBO a good hour or two to figure out that it all took place in her head so she isn't actually not talking to me...!

[Distant]

I've dreamt my partner was cheating on me before. Its very strange being pissed off at her when she hasn't actually done anything, can't help it though!

OP, she'll get over it.

[Cara Van Man]

anonymous said:

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I get all sorts of weird dreams. The stuff you have experienced is normal (by my standards anyway).

Your mistake was when you woke her up with a broom handle in the back, you told her it was for someone else

[groucho]

anonymous said:

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One woman I used to see was told by the Spiritualist Church that I was having affairs. I got stick for ages. I left anyway.

[groucho]

Distant said:

I've dreamt my partner was cheating on me before. Its very strange being pissed off at her when she hasn't actually done anything, can't help it though!

OP, she'll get over it.

Eh?? Are you OK?

[rabw]

groucho said:

Distant said:

I've dreamt my partner was cheating on me before. Its very strange being pissed off at her when she hasn't actually done anything, can't help it though!

OP, she'll get over it.

Eh?? Are you OK?

Would you say you're insecure?

[Sciroccology]

Last weekend, I dreamed that I'd been made to sleep on the floor in a room full of spiders (I hate spiders). One crawled past my head, so I reached out and ttted it, but actually ttted the (now ex) GF's head instead.

Oh how we laughed.

[Benmac]

The missus once had a dream where I had gone and got myself a mistress and moved her into our house telling the wife that she must sleep in the spare room from now on. All rather odd. She mostly sleeps in the other room anyway as I'm quite 'ahem' active when asleep and have caused her countless injuries from flailing about, best one being a black eye, try explaining that away to the neighbours.

[13th]

I talk in my sleep; Mr 13th can have entire conversations with me when I am totally asleep.

Luckily I usually amuse him rather than worry him

[missdiane]

I must be an odd woman, I usually dream I am the one cheating, not the other way round

[Hammer67]

missdiane said:

I must be an odd woman, I usually dream I am the one cheating, not the other way round

You sound lovely. Cyber?