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Urban_Ninja

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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went down the shop earlyer and some bloke turned up next to me on a bike, had a little chat about his bike, and he said something strange and Im not 100% that I remembered it right.

but basically, he was going on about the different 125's he had owned and that he passed his test and had just resently got a 600, but then he said he used to do ....."granbashing" or "gatesomething" or something like that on his bike, defenatly wasnt greenlaning, but something with the same amount of sylabls two words and started with G.

I know its a bit vague, but anyone know what the hell he was talking about?

I missheard him and thought he said greenlaning and said something like 'yeah supermoto/motox are good for that' but from his expression he didnt say greenlaning, having just thought about it, and the bloke talking to Im guessing was his wife saying something like (now I know I only heard part of the convosation but im pretty sure he was saying) "yeah he just said he does it too. Im not the only one!" (I heard that bit but the bit before I didnt so im guessing it was to do with what I said.

so from the rather vague description I have given, what 'slightly naughty' thing could he have been talking about? not sure if it was naughty or not, but it could have been

Edited by Urban_Ninja on Saturday 14th March 03:22

matc

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222 months

Saturday 14th March 2009
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Granny Bashing??

He takes a baseball bat out round the local old peoples homes, rides around the halls on his bike. I believe there is a comprehensive scoring system in place, depending on the amount you can make them piss.

Urban_Ninja

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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hmmm, not sure lol,

I had thought it might have been that, but it just seems a bit...well... no... It doesnt really sound right.

might have been gooknocking (no way am I being racist here mods I am mearly trying to findout/remember what he said) or something else racist.

mybrainhurts

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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Ram raiding..?

Urban_Ninja

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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on a small capasity motor bike?

mybrainhurts

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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Gay goosing...?

mybrainhurts

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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Urban_Ninja said:
on a small capasity motor bike?
Never heard of a dwarf ram..? Don't you know anything...?

Steve748

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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Have a look on YouTube and see if there is a vid of a random geezer talking bo11ox to a puzzled looking sort that has a remarkable resemblance to you

mybrainhurts

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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rofl

Sheets Tabuer

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230 months

Saturday 14th March 2009
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Can you not ask him again when you are sober?

sstein

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
Urban_Ninja said:
on a small capasity motor bike?
Never heard of a dwarf ram..? Don't you know anything...?
Are you allowed to ram dwarfes.

OT. I was in Tesco the other day, there was someone in front of me in a mobility scooter. That annoyed me. I feel like I should have priority over people in mobility scooters, her legs don't even work, yet I have to stand in a queue behind her.

She looked like the thieving type as well, I'm sure if she could ram raid in her little scooter and nick stuff, she would.

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Stuart

Urban_Ninja

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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Steve748 said:
Have a look on YouTube and see if there is a vid of a random geezer talking bo11ox to a puzzled looking sort that has a remarkable resemblance to you
lol, that would be scary if there was a vid.

so what would I search under to find this video biggrin

Chuffer

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
Gay goosing...?
Grey-Goosing?



Sounds like a fantastic idea to me! party


Urban_Ninja

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Sheets Tabuer said:
Can you not ask him again when you are sober?
well I dont know if I will ever see him again, it was one of those random encounters where you have a small chat with some random person about there/your rides.


actually thinking about it, had a few of these in the last few days, bout 5 random people asking me about my bike then having a chat about theres

Edited by Urban_Ninja on Saturday 14th March 02:44

camgear

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209 months

Saturday 14th March 2009
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grasstracking? :/

Urban_Ninja

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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that might have been it, whats that then?

matc

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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sstein said:
mybrainhurts said:
Urban_Ninja said:
on a small capasity motor bike?
Never heard of a dwarf ram..? Don't you know anything...?
Are you allowed to ram dwarfes.

OT. I was in Tesco the other day, there was someone in front of me in a mobility scooter. That annoyed me. I feel like I should have priority over people in mobility scooters, her legs don't even work, yet I have to stand in a queue behind her.

She looked like the thieving type as well, I'm sure if she could ram raid in her little scooter and nick stuff, she would.

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Stuart
You are on fire tonight getmecoat

sstein

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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Urban_Ninja said:
that might have been it, whats that then?
http://www.grasstrack.net/

That ?

Urban_Ninja

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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lol, no, you are not allowed to ram dwarfs, midgits, umpalumpa or 'the little people' biggrin

sstein

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Saturday 14th March 2009
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Urban_Ninja said:
lol, no, you are not allowed to ram dwarfs, midgits, umpalumpa or 'the little people' biggrin
Can you hold them by the head at arms length and watch their little stumpy arms flail wildly as they try to punch you ?

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Stuart