Paris Hilton's BBF

[NobleGuy]

F***k me! I just watched the last 5 minutes of this. It's got to be the shallowest pile of dog poo of an excuse for a TV program that I've ever seen. Any of that shower of st taking part should hang their heads in eternal shame. I didn't know whether to laugh or go round there with a shotgun and hope to catch them still crying their fake tears.

Anyway, ahem, as you were.

[ShadownINja]

Yes, it's painful to watch.

[GingerWizard]

NobleGuy said:

F***k me! I just watched the last 5 minutes of this. It's got to be the shallowest pile of dog poo of an excuse for a TV program that I've ever seen. Any of that shower of st taking part should hang their heads in eternal shame. I didn't know whether to laugh or go round there with a shotgun and hope to catch them still crying their fake tears.

Anyway, ahem, as you were.

i've been looking at locking these programs so i don'nt happen accross them whilst channel hopping. They make me so angry...nothing short of a handful of valium can calm me down....

[Jasandjules]

Nothing that Napalm couldn't fix.

[OllieWinchester]

I'd still like to ruin Paris though....

[spikeyhead]

Makes me glad I don't own a television.

[deviant]

OllieWinchester said:

I'd still like to ruin Paris though....

With that half closed eye looking back at you?!?!

[NobleGuy]

OllieWinchester said:

I'd still like to ruin Paris though....

Yeah, you got me.

[Nobody You Know]

deviant said:

OllieWinchester said:

I'd still like to ruin Paris though....

With that half closed eye looking back at you?!?!

It's not her fault, she's obviously had a stroke and nobody followed the F.A.S.T system.

F = Face. Has there face fallen on one side. Yes, Yes it has.

[Fetchez la vache]

you watched a whole 5 minutes?

I hope you're ashamed

[branflakes]

Looks like she's found a friend with a similar IQ:



(apologies to parrot lovers who found that comparison offensive - I know parrots can be far more intelligent)

[Nolar Dog]

She might as well have a parrot.

She's already had a cockatwo.

the girl that got kicked off last week is a friend of mine

[ShadownINja]

Nolar Dog said:

She's already had a cockatwo.

That's pretty good.

[peepsy]

deviant said:

OllieWinchester said:

I'd still like to ruin Paris though....

With that half closed eye looking back at you?!?!

you dont look at the mantelpiece when your poking the fire !

[parakitaMol.]

Nolar Dog said:

She might as well have a parrot.

She's already had a cockatwo.

the girl that got kicked off last week is a friend of mine

Seriously, what is missing in your friend's character/ life that she would feel inclined to participate in this needy, sucky, licky parade?

Parisite Hilton knows no better. The vacuous bint has spent her entire life being spoilt and not working - she clearly has no values or ability. But the simpletons fawning after her nothingness I just cannot comprehend.

[Driller]

This is everything that is wrong with the world today.

[Road Hog]

its not her fault ,she knows no better . its the plebs around her that are to blame.

[Nolar Dog]

parakitaMol. said:

Parisite Hilton knows no better. The vacuous bint has spent her entire life being spoilt and not working - she clearly has no values or ability.

She's a pretty good clay pigeon shooter.

[Prometheus]

She's rank.

[SystemParanoia]

would have been better if it was FFM