Funniest thing written on a Van/lorry

[olic]

I was driving up the M1 the other day and got stuck behind a prison van
on the back somone had wriiten in the dirt
"I fought the law and the law won!"

I was highly ammused

So, any other witty slogans remarks (no wish my missus was this dirty!)

[BigLepton]

On a paddy-wagon - "No prisoners left in van over night" or on an NHS lorry - "cleaned by the NHS".

[GingerWizard]

the age old.... #I wish my wife was this dirty!# always makes me smile....

[Boozy]

GingerWizard said:

the age old.... #I wish my wife was this dirty!# always makes me smile....

with "she is" written under that

[Cara Van Man]

Funniest thing I've seen written on a lorry was "Oh no, not this thread topic AGAIN"

[bob1179]

'Gary Glitter votes BNP'

Under which someone else had written:

'I bet he thinks of the kids'

I though it amusing...

[mybrainhurts]

[FourWheelDrift]

"Parcel Force - Express Delivery."

[olic]

Cara Van Man said:

Funniest thing I've seen written on a lorry was "Oh no, not this thread topic AGAIN"

Youve got a Ford Galaxy V6!! so there

[dibbers006]

On a Delivery Van...

'The voices in my head tell me where to go'

[MK4 Slowride]

On a filthy van, "cleaner than an NHS hospital"

[collateral]

On Monday 'I hate the snow' on the back of a lorry. Think he needs to change to the past tense

[Cara Van Man]

Funniest thing I've seen on a van recently....."Oliver Cobley, what a tittish name!"

[raharley]

"Stolen Car"

Yeah that was a, uh, funny one.

[theboymoon]

"Scud missile driver, always a few miles off target..."

and ive posted this before

[Wacky Racer]

FourWheelDrift said:

"Parcel Force - Express Delivery."

[The GMan]

Boozy said:

GingerWizard said:

the age old.... #I wish my wife was this dirty!# always makes me smile....

with "she is" written under that

In Newcastle I saw "I wish wor lasses tits wor as dorty as this"!

Makes no sense but I could not stop laughing.

[obscene]

If driven well, report stolen

[Jaguar steve]

Gary Glitter on tour - on the back of a prison van around the time he was jailed for kiddy fiddling

[R300_PM]

"This is not just dirt, this is M&S dirt!"

"If you think this is Black, you should see the driver!"