Best pictures/insults to wind up a shortarse

[Emsman]

As it says really.

All help appreciated for my stumpy mate, sid the dwarf, i will mail him the link when insulting enough....

[anonymous-user]

Us vertically challenged folks have feelings too, you know

[Steamer]

Symbolica said:

Us vertically challenged folks have feelings too, you know

Usually the feeling of lanky git patting you on top of the head?

[stigmundfreud]

there there <pats on head>

[cornishgirl]

Didn't you hear - good things always come in small packages, you patronising st.

From: Cornishgirl - 5ft2 (in her socks).

[SeeFive]

cornishgirl said:

Didn't you hear - good things always come in small packages, you patronising st.

From: Cornishgirl - 5ft2 (in her socks).

Socks? What a waste of good female legs

[Emsman]

Cornishgirl, I am a good thing, and you appear to be a small package, if we can reach an agreement on the middle part of your sentance, it should be a good christmas.


I only want to wind up a very dear friend, and was hoping that i would get a few decent picures of things beyond the comprehension of my tiny mind.

He is a dear dear friend, and we often wind each other up.

I didnt mean to be tall, it just happened. I guess he didnt mean to be so pathetically tiny and open to ridicule either, but there we go.

[Don]

I find putting frequently needed items in the top shelf of the cupboard above the cooker quite good.

Not only does this mildly wind up the wife and amuse me she needs to stretch most enticingly to get at such things.

Everyone's a winner!

[Don]

That and addressing items to P.O.R.G.

etc

[RabD]

Refuse to take him seriously
Fail to notice him
Pat him on the head
Call him lofty, titch or wee man
When he gets angry tell him he's cute when he's angry.
Threaten to put him on a high shelf
If you see him reaching for something offer him help in a tone of voice dripping with sarcasm.
Offer to get him a box to stand on.

Yeah I'm a total bd to short "people".


EDIT:

cornishgirl said:

Didn't you hear - good things always come in small packages, you patronising st.

From: Cornishgirl - 5ft2 (in her socks).

Yeah, I heard that but I enjoy shagging taller girls too...

Edited by RabD on Sunday 14th December 09:43

[Skyrat]

Emsman said:

Cornishgirl, I am a good thing, but I have a small package, if we can reach an agreement on the middle part of your sentence, it should be a good christmas.


I only want to wind up a very dear friend, and was hoping that i would get a few decent picures of things beyond the comprehension of my tiny mind.

He is a dear dear friend, and we often wind each other up.

I didnt mean to be tall, it just happened. I guess he didnt mean to be so pathetically tiny and open to ridicule either, but there we go.

EFA

[mblade123]

I wouldn`t worry.

Lifes to short and so are you.

[Famous Graham]

Just mutter "da plane, da plane" under your breath occasionally.

[SS HSV]

I petite and vertically challenged women. You can throw them around a lot more in the bedroom. Try doing that with a size 18 donk

Cornishgirl if you ever want to stay in London...

[MitchT]

Steamer said:

Symbolica said:

Us vertically challenged folks have feelings too, you know

Usually the feeling of lanky git patting you on top of the head?

Usually a feeling of sheer joy as we watch the lanky tw@t that just took the piss out of us repeatedly banging his head as he tries, unsuccessfully, to lever himself into the Lamborghini/Ferrari/etc. that we shortarses can sit 100% comfortably in

[s3fella]

Tell him you heard his missus begs him to "go UP on her!"

[andrew_huxtable]

shut it ya hobbit

[The Tea Boy]

The bigger you are the harder you fall but the smaller you are the further you fing fly!!!

[...]

my friend is a dwarf aswell, one day in the pub after a bit of banter in which he had a bit of a go at me, i proudly stood up and showed him my new t shirt

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/ive-had-it-...

[Asterix]

Just ask him what is what like meeting Anthony Worral Thompson