Robert Mugabe - How to get rid?

[fastfreddy]

If there could ever be a justification for assassination then he must be close to qualifying surely?

How many more innocent people have to die because of him? Why hasn't he been taken out already?

So how will he finally be removed from his current position as the current most evil dictator in charge of a country?


ETA: I'm not necessarily proposing that we do it BTW...

Gordon Brown excepted

Edited by fastfreddy on Friday 12th December 11:25

[randomman]

The Para's should be able to sort it out.

Mugabe Aid - Mr Mugabe, Mr Mugabe the British. They are invading.
Mugagbe - What colour are there 'ats?
Mugabe Aid - Red
Mugabe - st itz the Paras, we're fked.

[Gooby]

Start a roumour about WMD's or find oil.

Even back in the late 80's and early 90's (when I used to visit) Mugabe had the best security money could buy. He is rich and paranoid to the extent he doesn't trust his wife.

[Gun]

It was sickening watching him on the news last night, calling the cholera outbreak "Brown's cholera" and saying how he had wiped the disease out in his country. Although it's time someone put a bullet in his head I don't think it would help much because one of his cronies would just take over.

[Fittster]

The population of his own country should resolve the issue, nothing to do with the UK.

[randomman]

Gun said:

It was sickening watching him on the news last night, calling the cholera outbreak "Brown's cholera" and saying how he had wiped the disease out in his country. Although it's time someone put a bullet in his head I don't think it would help much because one of his cronies would just take over.

Well Cholera is spread by faeces... see where I'm going with this one?

[Gooby]

Because of the surrounding countries (who support Mugabe) it is very hard to get in and out of Zim with any type of military force. Cruise missile?

[zcacogp]

Gun said:

Although it's time someone put a bullet in his head I don't think it would help much because one of his cronies would just take over.

That's the problem. Mugabe has advanced syphillis, and is nuttier than squirrel st. He doesn't run the country, but there are 4 or 5 henchmen who are very keen to hold onto power and thus will do a lot to keep him in place.

Snag is that there is no garuntee that Tsvangirai will be any better, and he will be the next to hold any power in the country.


Oli.

[Podie]

fastfreddy said:

Why hasn't he been taken out already?

No oil in Zimbabwe.

[Podie]

Gooby said:

Even back in the late 80's and early 90's (when I used to visit) Mugabe had the best security money could buy. He is rich and paranoid to the extent he doesn't trust his wife.

I'll await the "snake with tits" line from Bedford Rascal then...

[Mc Lovin]

Burn him?

[R5GTTGaz]

Fittster said:

The population of his own country should resolve the issue, nothing to do with the UK.

[Plotloss]

How to get rid?

With extreme prejudice.

[Podie]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Sorry chap... edited.

[ultegra]

Here is a decent blueprint: Shadow Over Babylon

[Spiritual_Beggar]

R5GTTGaz said:

Fittster said:

The population of his own country should resolve the issue, nothing to do with the UK.

As much as I'd like to see thie genocidal bd dead, I must agree with the above quote.

Its not the UK's problem, nad before we start sorting out other countries' problems, maybe we should sort out our own.

[S1MMA]

fastfreddy said:

Robert Mugabe - How to get rid?

one of these should do it:

[jshell]

The surrounding countries would rather have a psycho as their neighbour than a Western imposed or supported leader - it's a pride thing. Sub-Saharan Africa has to sort it out for themselves.

[scotal]

jshell said:

The surrounding countries would rather have a psycho as their neighbour than a Western imposed or supported leader - it's a pride thing.

Does anyone else suspect that
A; the rest of sub-saharan Africa (possibly any country who we lecture about 'uman rights) thinks it funny to see Mugabe sticking it to whitey.
B; Whilst the eyes of the world are on Zim, the rest of them can do pretty much as they please.

[ultegra]

S1MMA said:

fastfreddy said:

Robert Mugabe - How to get rid?

one of these should do it:

No deniability if you use that sort of munition.

A sniper round or similar is the only viable route.

Ideally you could train two teams - the first consisting of disenfranchised MDC Zimbabweans who do Mugabe, and the second your own people who instantly do the first team.

Edited by ultegra on Friday 12th December 11:30