'Stop Middle Class Oppression'
'Stop Middle Class Oppression'
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Pferdestarke

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7,192 posts

216 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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Was the message scribed in to the frost on my car roof this morning as I opened the blinds at 7am. They had also wished me 'merry xmas' on my rear windscreen and 'yo dude' on my girlfriend's Clio windscreen. After close inspection it appears they have been gentle i.e. no scratches.

The strangest thing was the two S's in Oppression were carefully crafted Swastikas!

We don't live on a particularly 'Middle Class' street nor do we have any psychotic neighbours. What do you make of it?

turbobloke

117,171 posts

289 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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Pferdestarke said:
Was the message scribed in to the frost on my car roof this morning as I opened the blinds at 7am. They had also wished me 'merry xmas' on my rear windscreen and 'yo dude' on my girlfriend's Clio windscreen. After close inspection it appears they have been gentle i.e. no scratches.

The strangest thing was the two S's in Oppression were carefully crafted Swastikas!

We don't live on a particularly 'Middle Class' street nor do we have any psychotic neighbours. What do you make of it?
To remain in line with recent threads on PH, I blame nu labia and their supporters.

Dugiet

279 posts

213 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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Random

Neil_H

15,418 posts

280 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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I thought this was going to be about the middle classes being oppressed....

Scrotum

2,347 posts

243 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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Must have been that Gordon Brown on the way back from Kareoke Night hehe

Bounty Hunter

746 posts

270 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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Pferdestarke said:
Was the message scribed in to the frost on my car roof this morning as I opened the blinds at 7am. They had also wished me 'merry xmas' on my rear windscreen and 'yo dude' on my girlfriend's Clio windscreen. After close inspection it appears they have been gentle i.e. no scratches.

The strangest thing was the two S's in Oppression were carefully crafted Swastikas!

We don't live on a particularly 'Middle Class' street nor do we have any psychotic neighbours. What do you make of it?
It means that your house is only worth 5% of what is was a month ago.... and your car is worth a tenner....

kambites

71,468 posts

250 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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Drunk students? (A tautology, I know).

Pferdestarke

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7,192 posts

216 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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kambites said:
Drunk students? (A tautology, I know).
Doncaster is not a university town. Our 16+ do joinery, GNVQ Tourism & Leisure or re-sit their GCSEs.

I agree on your tautological statement though.

SS HSV

9,646 posts

287 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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I'm sorry about that, I was drunk and thought you might find it funny. My mate also apologises for peeing against your front door btw.

scorp

8,783 posts

258 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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Pferdestarke said:
kambites said:
Drunk students? (A tautology, I know).
Doncaster is not a university town. Our 16+ do joinery, GNVQ Tourism & Leisure or re-sit their GCSEs.

I agree on your tautological statement though.
Were in Doncaster was this ?

Pferdestarke

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7,192 posts

216 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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scorp said:
Were in Doncaster was this ?
Near to the Infirmary. Why, was it you?

fido

18,902 posts

284 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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It's gotta be students or unemployed intellectuals as:
i) they don't have to get up for work
ii) chavs wouldn't understand middle-class oppression, or care if they were oppressed
iii) people over 35 don't say 'yo dude'

RobFerrari

793 posts

233 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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fido said:
It's gotta be students or unemployed intellectuals as:
i) they don't have to get up for work
ii) chavs wouldn't understand middle-class oppression, or care if they were oppressed
iii) people over 35 don't say 'yo dude'
laughlaughlaugh

He has a point, as a student this sounds just like what a bunch of drunk ones would do.

Mars

10,105 posts

243 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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Did you get a pic?

I like that you have a higher class of vandal in your area. Educated and opinionated.

SGirl

7,924 posts

290 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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fido said:
ii) chavs wouldn't understand middle-class oppression, or care if they were oppressed
And they wouldn't be able to spell "oppression" anyway. Too many Ps an' Ss, innit. wink

Your average chav would've just called you a censored and been done with it. My money's on students.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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I trust you'll be waiting for them to return this evening and when they start writing, pounce, beating them to death with a Waitrose duck breast in morello cherry sauce.

Pferdestarke

Original Poster:

7,192 posts

216 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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Plotloss said:
I trust you'll be waiting for them to return this evening and when they start writing, pounce, beating them to death with a Waitrose duck breast in morello cherry sauce.
It's funny you should say that; I went to Waitrose in Sheffield on Sunday (we don't have one in Doncaster) and I was disgusted to see that two duck breasts were £10.50!! Still, it was an excellent and most enjoyable shop. I bought a little jar of truffles for my scrambled eggs you know! I suppose they may have seen me coming in with my shopping bags as I did intentionally dawdle to show off my goods!! wink

There's no way I'd beat them with such fine foodstuffs. I may hammer them with the blunt edge of a tin of ravioli though!

Tally-ho

scorp

8,783 posts

258 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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Pferdestarke said:
scorp said:
Were in Doncaster was this ?
Near to the Infirmary. Why, was it you?
hehe I live a bit further out, just curious that's all smile

Mr POD

5,153 posts

221 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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I'm sorry. Are the middle classes oppressees or oppressors ? If the later who have I oppressed ?

I'm feel oppressed myself.

G'kar

3,728 posts

215 months

Friday 12th December 2008
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Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.