I can see a couple of design faults here
I can see a couple of design faults here
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Tunku

Original Poster:

7,703 posts

257 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/777...

"Mrs Stephen started seriously thinking of developing the Walkodile in 2002, but it took years to get it onto the shelves as it went through rigorous safety testing."

I wonder if they tested what would happen if a vehicle went through the middle of them?


Munter

31,331 posts

270 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Argh a nutter with a knife. Scatter children!..... Oh bugger....

schmalex

13,616 posts

235 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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neat idea tbh

TheEnd

15,370 posts

217 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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"honoured with the award for Entrepreneurial Spirit "


That's as patronising as a pat on the head, and a wry smile.

carter711

1,849 posts

227 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Looks like a good invention to me.

Munter

31,331 posts

270 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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schmalex said:
neat idea tbh
Would it not be better to teach them to hold hands and the dangers of the road. Worked ok so far...

ytrebil

792 posts

215 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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I think it's a poor invention personally!

Tunku

Original Poster:

7,703 posts

257 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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Reminds me of this http://www.sdas.org.uk/

biggrin

TheEnd

15,370 posts

217 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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or this...

stuthemong

2,532 posts

246 months

Wednesday 10th December 2008
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rubbish invention. I've seen things like this all over the world, only schools just use some rope (central rope, then bands to each child).

I mean wtf? There is no IP protection here and you can do the same, for free, with something that is easier to fold up.

Flabberghasted.

If this is the best invention scotland has to offer, they are in a world of pain. This is going to make a couple 100K MAX. It just can't do more.

I'm angered by this.

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

233 months

Thursday 11th December 2008
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So lets see we have a need for renewable energy


And we have a system for chaining children together and forcing them to walk in the same direction


I'm sure that we could do something with this idea

fathomfive

11,220 posts

219 months

Thursday 11th December 2008
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Wasn't something like this invented just a couple of hundred years ago for use in the slave trade?

XJSJohn

16,151 posts

248 months

Thursday 11th December 2008
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thinfourth2 said:
So lets see we have a need for renewable energy


And we have a system for chaining children together and forcing them to walk in the same direction


I'm sure that we could do something with this idea
Conveyor belt??

getmecoat

jaf01uk

1,943 posts

225 months

Thursday 11th December 2008
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stuthemong said:
rubbish invention. I've seen things like this all over the world, only schools just use some rope (central rope, then bands to each child).

I mean wtf? There is no IP protection here and you can do the same, for free, with something that is easier to fold up.

Flabberghasted.

If this is the best invention scotland has to offer, they are in a world of pain. This is going to make a couple 100K MAX. It just can't do more.

I'm angered by this.
If your angered by that you're going to be furious with this!!

"The average Englishman in the home he calls his castle slips into his raincoat, patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.

En-route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.

He drives an English car fitted with tyres invented by J. Thompson, Stonehaven, Scotland.

At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland.

During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born
in Edinburgh, Scotland.

At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfries shire, Scotland.

He watches the news on television, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland, and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John
Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.

Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots. He has
by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the
Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot,
King James VI, who authorized its translation.

He could take to drink but the Scots make the best in the world.

He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland.

If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland, and given chloroform, an anesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.

Out of the anesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland."

Regards,
Gary biggrin


fathomfive

11,220 posts

219 months

Thursday 11th December 2008
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jaf01uk said:
stuthemong said:
rubbish invention. I've seen things like this all over the world, only schools just use some rope (central rope, then bands to each child).

I mean wtf? There is no IP protection here and you can do the same, for free, with something that is easier to fold up.

Flabberghasted.

If this is the best invention scotland has to offer, they are in a world of pain. This is going to make a couple 100K MAX. It just can't do more.

I'm angered by this.
If your angered by that you're going to be furious with this!!

"The average Englishman in the home he calls his castle slips into his raincoat, patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.

En-route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.

He drives an English car fitted with tyres invented by J. Thompson, Stonehaven, Scotland.

At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland.

During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born
in Edinburgh, Scotland.

At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfries shire, Scotland.

He watches the news on television, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland, and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John
Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.

Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots. He has
by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the
Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot,
King James VI, who authorized its translation.

He could take to drink but the Scots make the best in the world.

He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland.

If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland, and given chloroform, an anesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.

Out of the anesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland."

Regards,
Gary biggrin
But at least he wouldn't be wearing a skirt. wink



not until a Friday night anyway hehe

Geronimo

626 posts

221 months

Thursday 11th December 2008
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jaf01uk said:
stuthemong said:
rubbish invention. I've seen things like this all over the world, only schools just use some rope (central rope, then bands to each child).

I mean wtf? There is no IP protection here and you can do the same, for free, with something that is easier to fold up.

Flabberghasted.

If this is the best invention scotland has to offer, they are in a world of pain. This is going to make a couple 100K MAX. It just can't do more.

I'm angered by this.
If your angered by that you're going to be furious with this!!

"The average Englishman in the home he calls his castle slips into his raincoat, patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.

En-route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.

He drives an English car fitted with tyres invented by J. Thompson, Stonehaven, Scotland.

At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland.

During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born
in Edinburgh, Scotland.

At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfries shire, Scotland.

He watches the news on television, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland, and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John
Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.

Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots. He has
by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the
Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot,
King James VI, who authorized its translation.

He could take to drink but the Scots make the best in the world.

He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland.

If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland, and given chloroform, an anesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.

Out of the anesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland."

Regards,
Gary biggrin
That list wasn't made by some jock with an inferiority complex, oh no!

Scraggles

7,619 posts

253 months

Thursday 11th December 2008
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nice list, all of which can be made by anyone with no payment to the originator..

device looks pretty, what happens in an accident when normally the kids could run out of the way of say an oncoming car or some cyclist who heads towards them ? they are stuffed, while a q of kids would simply scatter

Fatbloke

396 posts

309 months

Thursday 11th December 2008
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An Aberdeenshire woman who invented a child safety device called the Walkodile has been named Scotland's top inventor.


SEEMS A BIT HARSH ON THAT DUNLOP CHAPPIE WHO INVENTED THE TYRE A FEW YEARS BACK

Brown and Boris

11,838 posts

264 months

Thursday 11th December 2008
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jaf01uk said:
stuthemong said:
rubbish invention. I've seen things like this all over the world, only schools just use some rope (central rope, then bands to each child).

I mean wtf? There is no IP protection here and you can do the same, for free, with something that is easier to fold up.

Flabberghasted.

If this is the best invention scotland has to offer, they are in a world of pain. This is going to make a couple 100K MAX. It just can't do more.

I'm angered by this.
If your angered by that you're going to be furious with this!!

"The average Englishman in the home he calls his castle slips into his raincoat, patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.

En-route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.

He drives an English car fitted with tyres invented by J. Thompson, Stonehaven, Scotland.

At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland.

During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born
in Edinburgh, Scotland.

At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfries shire, Scotland.

He watches the news on television, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland, and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John
Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.

Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots. He has
by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the
Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot,
King James VI, who authorized its translation.

He could take to drink but the Scots make the best in the world.

He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland.

If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland, and given chloroform, an anesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.

Out of the anesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland."

Regards,
Gary biggrin
Half of those have been laid claim to by Scots but were invented elsewhere first and STOLEN. At least one Italian claims the TV and the Telephone we all know is not Scots.

mechsympathy

58,642 posts

284 months

Thursday 11th December 2008
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jaf01uk said:
Stuff
thumbupWell done Scotland, what an ingenious bunch you were. 50+ years ago.