****ing women!!!!!!

[speed_monkey]

What is it with fking women? Why can they not make their minds up what the fk they want!??!?

One minute its "ooooh I love you" the next its "I don't know what i want" i can tell you what you want you silly you need a fking damn good smack in the mouth for being a stupid fk-about bh!!!

Why play with someones emotions, telling me what I want to hear then go and rip me to fking shreds you sg!!!

GRRRRR angry is not the fking word, fool me once shame on you, fool me fking three times and you can just call me a !!!

I think I'm gonna see if i can catch the ghey!!! joooooke!!!

Rant over!

[stainless_steve]

3/10

[Animal]

2/10

Why not just nail her mates instead of complaining?

[speed_monkey]

it was a serious question! what the hell is wrong with women?

[Penny-lope]

Oi, bloody men are just as bad

[speed_monkey]

Animal said:

2/10

Why not just nail her mates instead of complaining?

Cuz they are all fat hairy fking munters

[HOGEPH]

speed_monkey said:

What is it with fking women?

I like fking women!

[Emsman]

Erm, they all do that sir, its a quirk of the model

[Heathwood]

Wait to see if she decides she does want you, then tell her to fk off.

[speed_monkey]

HOGEPH said:

speed_monkey said:

What is it with fking women?

I like fking women!

I like fking women but I fking hate women!!!

[Rotary Madness]

Theyre fking useless thats whats wrong with them. They dont know what they want, they need to be told what they want, then they do the fking opposite anyways! This is why i have no real urge to find a gf, i just cant put up with the fking hassle!

I really do wish i was gay sometimes, just so i wouldnt even have to put up with it slightly.

[jamesbrown]

I would say men probably even worse at this, mainly for their own gain.

[speed_monkey]

Rotary Madness said:

Theyre fking useless thats whats wrong with them. They dont know what they want, they need to be told what they want, then they do the fking opposite anyways! This is why i have no real urge to find a gf, i just cant put up with the fking hassle!

I really do wish i was gay sometimes, just so i wouldnt even have to put up with it slightly.

hmmmmm would you like to try a first ghey experience?!?




















I'm gonna barf

[speed_monkey]

jamesbrown said:

I would say men probably even worse at this, mainly for their own gain.

however when you do actually have genuine feelings for the said SWT she just takes a mahoosive dump on me from a great height!

[speed_monkey]

Heathwood said:

Wait to see if she decides she does want you, then tell her to fk off.

What so she can mug me about for a fourth time?!?

[ZR1cliff]

Wait till you move in with one. They get you decorating the whole bloody place, adding extensions and conservatories only to start talking about moving

[Kozy]

speed_monkey said:

fking women...

...Is for poofs?

Edited by Kozy on Monday 1st December 18:37

[tomTVR]

Thought this thread was about taking the wife shopping, hence the reaction was a bit strong.

[speed_monkey]

ooooh i have an update!!!!

Just recieved a text:

"I'm sorry.... I'm an idiot"

Ha ha your gonna have to do better than that!!!!!!!!

[Disco_Dale]

speed_monkey said:

What is it with fking women?

I dunno, but in my book it's infinitely preferable to fking men.