Getting rid of lovebite

[Taita]

This is not the worst 'I had a good night out' thread ever.

I have a fecking huge one on my neck. How do I get rid of it? Aloe vera gel or anything?

I'm going to use concealer (from my housemate) until it fades, but I need to accelerate the process.

[Penny-lope]

Do they not say use some toothpaste and a comb...Feck knows what you do with them like

[kit80]

Concealer or a scarf

[TheEnd]

Hmmm, it's more broken blood vessels, rather than inflamed skin...

[Dibble]

Taita said:

I have a fecking huge one on my neck.

You looked so much older than twelve on the Honda Racing visit...

[Shaw Tarse]

TART!!
Try toothpaste, or Deep Heat gel!

[Taita]

Dibble said:

Taita said:

I have a fecking huge one on my neck.

You looked so much older than twelve on the Honda Racing visit...

Excuse me I resemble that comment.

Good point though, what sort of person thinks they are good? Feckwit.

[Jane Smart]

Fortunately it is winter, just wear polo necks :-)

[Rach*]

Taita said:

This is not the worst 'I had a good night out' thread ever.

I have a fecking huge one on my neck. How do I get rid of it? Aloe vera gel or anything?

I'm going to use concealer (from my housemate) until it fades, but I need to accelerate the process.

Arnica cream is meant to reduce bruising, toothpaste rubbed on??, green tinted concealer will hide the redness with pressed powder ontop to set it.

Good luck

[Penny-lope]

Rach* said:

Taita said:

This is not the worst 'I had a good night out' thread ever.

I have a fecking huge one on my neck. How do I get rid of it? Aloe vera gel or anything?

I'm going to use concealer (from my housemate) until it fades, but I need to accelerate the process.

Arnica cream is meant to reduce bruising, toothpaste rubbed on??, green tinted concealer will hide the redness with pressed powder ontop to set it.

Good luck

You know too much young lady

[Rach*]

Who me

[edwardsje]

Leeches?

[Shaw Tarse]

edwardsje said:

Leeches?

Why mention Gordon Brown Alistair Darling?

[AlpineWhite]

Taita said:

This is not the worst 'I had a good night out' thread ever.

No, but it is the worst 'I got some last night' thread, ever.

[Penny-lope]

AlpineWhite said:

Taita said:

This is not the worst 'I had a good night out' thread ever.

No, but it is the worst 'I got some last night' thread, ever.

Maybe he just got lucky with the hoover

[Taita]

Penny-lope said:

AlpineWhite said:

Taita said:

This is not the worst 'I had a good night out' thread ever.

No, but it is the worst 'I got some last night' thread, ever.

Maybe he just got lucky with the hoover

Or did the hoover get lucky .

[carmonk]

Chav

[Taita]

carmonk said:

Chav

Do carry on with your pearls of wisdom matey.

[eharding]

Taita said:

This is not the worst 'I had a good night out' thread ever.

I have a fecking huge one on my neck. How do I get rid of it? Aloe vera gel or anything?

I'm going to use concealer (from my housemate) until it fades, but I need to accelerate the process.

Brown paper and an iron, I think - or was it white wine and salt?

[blueyes]

Taita said:

This is not the worst 'I had a good night out' thread ever.

I have a fecking huge one on my neck. How do I get rid of it? Aloe vera gel or anything?

I'm going to use concealer (from my housemate) until it fades, but I need to accelerate the process.

I've heard if you get someone to blow on the opposite side of your neck it pushes the bruise out.

Another method is to squeeze your willy REALLY hard to create pressure in the rest of your body to push the bruise out- A vice or the hinge side of a door is supposed to work, failing that a quick tap or two with a mallet on your helmet will suffice.

Continuing with the willy method, contact the crack-wh0re that gave you the lovebite and explain that she can suck the bruise out through your willy. While she's doing this, lightly tap her head with the mallet repeating the mantra "you will only suck THIS bit of me you crack wh0re"